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[IcyTea31]

How do people even know the remote to be in the Pentagon without metagaming? I haven't told anything about my findings to anyone in-character.

[GrizzlyAdamz]

I feel a potato strike incoming.

[smurfingtonthethird]

>POTATO

[6]

KJ has selected potato!

Go potato!How to use potato as weapon?

>THROW    >EAT
>POOP ON  >ACTIVATE TIME GRID

Find out what point in the series I am at. Also have a status page for character.

Before anything happens. Without spoiling anything that will happen. So yeah.

((What point are you at?))

Head to Heliopolis on a heading that won't get the fleet shot at. Also find put how many ships I have.

[1]

Your ship is followed by Tyranids. Now they're attacking Earth.

"...Did you hear that? Follow me, I sssmell prey..."

Searches for mysterious-yet-informative voice's source.

Also, the thread can pretty much be summed up by this piece of music.

[5]

Stop that! You're breaking the fifth wall now!

And you're in front of the narrator, which is me. Great.

Challenge the knight to a race on my custom racetrack.

[1]

He bashes the poop out of you instead. It's actually batman, what a twist.

Use the revenues from my french fries empire to lobby the Raptor Empire into breaking the quarantine and dealing with all the stuff rampaging around Earth.

[2]

Although they like war, they aren't fucking stupid.

"THE EMPEROR GAVE HIS LIFE FOR YOU! THE LEAST YOU CAN DO IS RETURN THE FAVOR!"

FOR THE EMPEROR!

[2]

There is no emperor, there's a council. Everyone is confuse.

Infiltrate the Pentagon as stealthily as possible.

[2]

"I WANT TO COME INSIDE SO GET OUT OF THE WAY OF MY 50-METRE TALL ZERG MONSTER"

Engage Dapper Science! Its pretty much drunk science but tea is used to initiate the intellectual trance rather than alcohol

[2]

You make a top hat. Lame.

Potato thing:
Locate & dig through the research notes & user manual I undoubtedly writ out. Particularly the research notes and their language section.


Lego:
Accept the scrub's challenge, beat him on his own track!

[6], [5]

You find the research note-they're written in ancient falmer. THAT ISN'T EVEN A REAL LIFE LANGUAGE

Meanwhile, after bashing the blocks outta the guy, you steal his car and beat his lap time.

Regain consciousness, crawl toward nearest medic.

[4]

All bedda! Probably.

Try Again

((Deja vu))

[3]

YOU GET THROUGH THE FIRST WALL! VICTORY!

Military! Balls!

Kill guards and get the GM's remote

[6]

Guards are kill. You find the saferoom. It's filled with thousands of couches.

LOL

How do people even know the remote to be in the Pentagon without metagaming? I haven't told anything about my findings to anyone in-character.

HERESY! Potato strike to the face for everyone.

[Tavik Toth]

((Seriously?))

[CaptainMcClellan]

Ask what happened while I was asleep. Then appropriate some nearby weapon. The better the roll, the better the weapon.

[smurfingtonthethird]

((Seriously?))

((No spoilers because the Earth will be consumed by a vicious alien race! Hooray!))

[Tavik Toth]

((Seriously?))

((No spoilers because the Earth will be consumed by a vicious alien race! Hooray!))

Go kill the tyranids.

[Erils]

Use new top hat to increase power of dapper science. Conduct more dapper science1

[poketwo]

Look under all of the couches

[Spinal_Taper]

We don't need backup anyhow. BEGIN STRIPPING OFF DISGUISE!

[NAV]

Keep breaking through walls.

[blazing glory]

Them bastards ruined me hat! pull out my ordinary shotgun and let them have it in the head!

Nuts I forgot to make this in bold,smurf can you redo the round to add my action?

[darkpaladin109]

Be saddened over my loss. Find pathway to alien planet filled with aliens that love racing.

[kj1225]

USE TIME GRID.

[smurfingtonthethird]

Them bastards ruined me hat! pull out my ordinary shotgun and let them have it in the head!

Nuts I forgot to make this in bold,smurf can you redo the round to add my action?

 

[1]

One of them puts a spine in your arm. Poison, woo!