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[GrizzlyAdamz]

It must be my smell- must not have gotten monkey-smell right. Or we got it too-right. Either way, smother myself in garbage. Stuff it in my ears, chew on it, rub it under my fingernails, cake every square inch of my fur.
There will be no more Thing smell.

[WillowLuman]

If war is over: Memorialize the fallen, rebuild.

If not: Avenge the fallen, win the war.

[GrizzlyAdamz]

(Hehe, even if the harvester war is over, earth is now besieged by tyranids, orkz, greece, & the GM.)

[NAV]

Equip the hat. GM's avatar's hat must have some powerful bonuses.
Fly away, for I have gotten my revenge. Huzzah! Bring Terry as always.

[WillowLuman]

(Hehe, even if the harvester war is over, earth is now besieged by tyranids, orkz, greece, & the GM.)

The Raptors weren't based on Earth.

[IcyTea31]

Chain Lightning! Position it so that it seems to come from the illusion.

[smurfingtonthethird]

Regurgitate/expel alcohol, alleviate hangover, follow Cyrydiad.

[1]

Annnd now you're vomiting up enough alcohol to knock out every animal in the Lion King.

Ooh! Even better! Don jetpack. Jet around in search of moon base.

[2]

You're in a moon base.

It must be my smell- must not have gotten monkey-smell right. Or we got it too-right. Either way, smother myself in garbage. Stuff it in my ears, chew on it, rub it under my fingernails, cake every square inch of my fur.
There will be no more Thing smell.

[6]

You're in a biohazard bin. This explains why no cats came nearby. You also realise you've injected yourself with hundreds of different things, and smeared biohazards all over yourself. Pain countdown in 3... 2... 1...

If war is over: Memorialize the fallen, rebuild.

If not: Avenge the fallen, win the war.

[3]

If by win the war you mean run away, you won!

Equip the hat. GM's avatar's hat must have some powerful bonuses.
Fly away, for I have gotten my revenge. Huzzah! Bring Terry as always.

[1]

The avatar is chasing you. He bought friends.

Then you run into a bunch of Orks.

Chain Lightning! Position it so that it seems to come from the illusion.

[2]

They block it! Titties!

[IcyTea31]

Cast multiple Psionic Storms to cover them all. Again, keep hiding.

[WillowLuman]

Take all survivors to somewhere far away, safe.

[Erils]

I've been away for a while and am having trouble following the extra 13 pages (around 195 posts) that were made, so I'll just make an action unrelated to my last one in case things have happened.

Lead dapper legion back to earth and begin spreading the wonders of tea and dapperness. Make preparations for the great purge New action down below

[smurfingtonthethird]

Earth's being fought over by Tyranids, Orks, GM avatars, what's left of humanity after the Potato-Human war, and the Greek titans that were locked away in Tartarus. You know, the usual.

[Lolfail0009]

Blerghergherghergherg.

[hops]

"Owwww"

Decide to sell the cats at double their price by scamming the citizen into worshiping cats or something

[Erils]

Offer tea and dapperness to surviving humans and drop more dapperness inducers into the zerg lines. After that, purge all who have refused the dapper way. FIRE THE MONOCLE LASER!

[NAV]

Oh no!
Shoot missiles at everyone.