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[WillowLuman]

Isn't there already a Raptor colony on the moon?

Woah, a bunch of people have joined since this morning.

Create the Subtle Knife. Close the portals.

[smurfingtonthethird]

Appoint darkpaladin colony governor. Start building vertical farms.

[2]

Setbacks, mainly material. More resources and energy sources are needed.

"Hisssss... Do you understand now?"

"Huh. What a weird thing. What now?"

get some gym badges, do not use Charizard

[1]

They mess you uuuuuup.

.......Roll for Anal Circumference.

[1]

I'm not going to dignify this with an answer.

... Please stop.

[3]

They all flee. Except for blue, who just stares at you. What did you do?

Isn't there already a Raptor colony on the moon?

Woah, a bunch of people have joined since this morning.

Create the Subtle Knife. Close the portals.

[5]

That was a good book series, but the ending pissed me off.

You close up the portals.

[darkpaladin109]

.......Roll for Anal Circumference.

[1]

I'm not going to dignify this with an answer.
That was a good book series, but the ending pissed me off.

NEGATIVE ANAL CIRCUMFERENCE EH?
Make all the harvesters roll for anal circumference. Final time I do this I swear.
I read the series. It was pretty good, and the ending seemed alright to me, if nothing particularly special.

[kj1225]

What do you mean? Do you mean to deserve to be a cosmic chew toy on epic levels? I have lived the lives of MILLIONS of the worlds greatest heroes and villains. I've lived the lives of those who were neither. I have removed tumors, assassinated leaders, pulled off betrayals, and lead more people to victory than you could believe. I have seen the worst that the wastes and the world could offer. I HAVE BEEN THE STRONGEST IN THE UNIVERSE! AND NOW I AM REDUCED TO THE LEVEL OF SOME RANDOM ASS VOICES LOYAL SOLDIER FOR NO REASON OTHER THAN THE FACT THAT I WAS JUST A BIT UNLUCKY!

[Playergamer]

Find the resources.

[GrizzlyAdamz]

'Wander off'.


hehe, for a second there I was worried I'd turn into his pet, as in I shapeshift and he already has a pet. Whew.

[Lolfail0009]

 "...We could get you your own body, maybe. Care to try?"

[poketwo]

train even more

[smurfingtonthethird]

.......Roll for Anal Circumference.

[1]

I'm not going to dignify this with an answer.
That was a good book series, but the ending pissed me off.

NEGATIVE ANAL CIRCUMFERENCE EH?
Make all the harvesters roll for anal circumference. Final time I do this I swear.
I read the series. It was pretty good, and the ending seemed alright to me, if nothing particularly special.

[2]

:|

What do you mean? Do you mean to deserve to be a cosmic chew toy on epic levels? I have lived the lives of MILLIONS of the worlds greatest heroes and villains. I've lived the lives of those who were neither. I have removed tumors, assassinated leaders, pulled off betrayals, and lead more people to victory than you could believe. I have seen the worst that the wastes and the world could offer. I HAVE BEEN THE STRONGEST IN THE UNIVERSE! AND NOW I AM REDUCED TO THE LEVEL OF SOME RANDOM ASS VOICES LOYAL SOLDIER FOR NO REASON OTHER THAN THE FACT THAT I WAS JUST A BIT UNLUCKY!

[3]

Yeah, that's the gist of it. I love my job.

What? No, Blue looks like she's going to behead you, that girl, or both of you. Also, what drugs are you on and where can I get them.

Find the resources.

[4]

Resources! Yay! Only a power source to go.

'Wander off'.


hehe, for a second there I was worried I'd turn into his pet, as in I shapeshift and he already has a pet. Whew.

[2]

Annnd you're on a leash.

"...We could get you your own body, maybe. Care to try?"

[2]

How?

train even more

[1]

You are the worst trainer. They lose XP. You needs more pokemons.

[kj1225]

ENOUGH OF THIS! RETURN MYSELF TO MY PREVIOUS STATE!

[Playergamer]

Build a nuclear power plant.

[Lolfail0009]

"Maybe... an umbrapyromantic construct... and then we could... transfer you somehow?"

[4maskwolf]

((is GWG in the game?))

[smurfingtonthethird]

ENOUGH OF THIS! RETURN MYSELF TO MY PREVIOUS STATE!

(VICTORY! A WINRAR IS ME!)

[1]

I laugh at your feeble attempts to escape. Besides, you weren't the strongest in the universe, you were the strongest prisoner in the cartel. I now see why you are angry, and it is fucking hilarious.

Build a nuclear power plant.

[6]

Built! Except there is no atmosphere in on the moon, so the gas doesn't go through the turbines. Woot.

Stupid 20/20 hindsight.

"Maybe... an umbrapyromantic construct... and then we could... transfer you somehow?"

[3]

I dunno, try it. Actually, where I come from, we have this thing called drunk science.

((is GWG in the game?))

No. This is both a curse and a blessing.

[GrizzlyAdamz]

Use monkey digits on leash apparatus. E-scAp-eh.