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[IcyTea31]

Turn IcyTea into infinitely slice-able bread. Slice away.

Block the attack with my psiblades. Not cool, man.

[smurfingtonthethird]

Turn IcyTea into infinitely slice-able bread. Slice away.

Turn IcyTea into infinitely slice-able bread. Slice away.

Block the attack with my psiblades. Not cool, man.

[4] VS [4]

Your attacks knock each other back.

Discretely ask the raptor government if, as progenitor of this people, I am allowed to go off on an adventure, or if I have responsibilities.

[5]

As their creator, you are free to do as you wish. However, you must not support any of the god-cults involving you.

[Lolfail0009]

Destroy environment.

"If you can't join them... beat them!"

[IcyTea31]

Blast MaximumZero until he(?) stops moving. Why would you attack me, anyway?

[GrizzlyAdamz]

Uneventful. Good.
Develop space-potatoes.

[kj1225]

"Please get off. I need to get ready for school."
Kyle says hoping she doesn't take that first part as an invitation to... *ahem*.

[smurfingtonthethird]

Destroy environment.

"If you can't join them... beat them!"

[1]

The environment beats you up.

Blast MaximumZero until he(?) stops moving. Why would you attack me, anyway?

[2]

You're drained of energy. Poop.

Uneventful. Good.
Develop space-potatoes.

[4]

SPAAAAAAACE

"Please get off. I need to get ready for school."
Kyle says hoping she doesn't take that first part as an invitation to... *ahem*.

[5]

You slide out of that situation and make it to the safety of the kitchen. The other two are eating there.

[Lolfail0009]

Abandon this clearly superior, truly badass country led by a total fuckwitted dickhead Bad Connor, keep opinions OUT of Bay12 and attack North Korea.

[kj1225]

"Did you both know that...?"
I point back to the room where I was being used as a teddy bear.

[GrizzlyAdamz]

Launch volleys of space-potatoes at nearby star systems.
Continue to develop potato-tech, assist mutations with targeted mutations;
Such as limbs for clawing & slashing, tails for choking, _{paws for grasping bananas...}

[Helgoland]

Slowly become more political, become major factor in Raptor politics.

[darkpaladin109]

DETONATE EARTH'S CORE

[IcyTea31]

Have a me from the future come save the day. Then, recharge energy and go save the day in the past. It's not a paradox, it's a stable time loop!

[WillowLuman]

Launch volleys of space-potatoes at nearby star systems.
Continue to develop potato-tech, assist mutations with targeted mutations;
Such as limbs for clawing & slashing, tails for choking, _{paws for grasping bananas...}

"This is a message from the Raptor government and the Creator. We left the Earth to your kind as a reserve, but clearly this was not enough for you. However, we will continue to leave you in peace, so long as you do not interfere with us. The Solar System and Alpha Centauri are ours. We hope that we can coexist peacefully, but be forewarned. Our science is several orders of magnitude ahead of yours. Don't bother us and we won't bother you."

[kj1225]

Launch volleys of space-potatoes at nearby star systems.
Continue to develop potato-tech, assist mutations with targeted mutations;
Such as limbs for clawing & slashing, tails for choking, _{paws for grasping bananas...}

"This is a message from the Raptor government and the Creator. We left the Earth to your kind as a reserve, but clearly this was not enough for you. However, we will continue to leave you in peace, so long as you do not interfere with us. The Solar System and Alpha Centauri are ours. We hope that we can coexist peacefully, but be forewarned. Our science is several orders of magnitude ahead of yours. Don't bother us and we won't bother you."

((Don't make me go on a drinking binge. I'll show you some TRUELY advanced science.))