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[kj1225]

((Uh... We're in a trench coat stacked up on each other.

[WillowLuman]

((Uh... We're in a trench coat stacked up on each other.

(Instantly, this anime sidetrip you're on is both justified and 100x funnier)

[smurfingtonthethird]

(Just wondering, what ever happened to all the other vault boys in the horde?)

Through the magic of GM, they're distilled down to one person. Don't ask questions.
EDIT: The RNG shall decide the truth: [2]
Soz, you're one person.

Want a glimpse to my thought processes while I make my actions? No? Go punch a carp. Yes? Good, here:

Prove that the regular citizens are edible too, making it a poor excuse and racism. That is a terrible idea, brain.

Prove my inedibility by frying the brains of anyone even looking at me funny. Too risky, no thanks.

Destroy the entire city while calling out their racism. What the f...carp? Why?

Tell the citizens that it's not polite to base your view on a person by their edibility. Now we're getting somewhere...

Tell the citizens that it is not at all dapper or gentlemanly to be racist. Reason that after all, all of us are edible by something. Perfect, but it doesn't quite have the strength...

Tell the citizens that it is not at all dapper or gentlemanly to be racist. Reason that after all, all of us are edible by something. Such as you by this raptor I am currently riding as you're insulting me, nudge nudge. Absolutely perfect! Now to post it...

Carp, carp, carp, my action could be misinterpreted! I also could have made a joke earlier, EDITEDITEDIT Don't actually sic the raptor to eat the citizens, even though that would be rather mafia-ish diplomacy to fit my style. Phew, disaster averted.

[1]

(Annnd wasted.) They still take offense to the threat and attempt to eat you.

Prevent raptors and future conversation from happening. Populate world with tyrannosauroids.

Thing is, they're actually clones of a severely mutated tuatara from an alternate future. So messing around with the past can't do anything to make them go away.

Which reminds me, my last thing wasn't an action because it wasn't bolded, but them being on fire makes sense due to darkpaladin's roll I guess. So...

Organize a memorial service at the ranch, for the fallen raptornauts. Give the raptors their choice of formal attire for the service.

[5]

The raptors wear tuxedos. Because they are right and dapper.

I go about setting up my stuff.

((But I WAS the strongest. That's a four not a six.))

[6]

Your stuff ends up everywhere. Smooth.

"Oi! Clean your shit up!"

((You were the strongest at boot camp. Take it or leave it.))

[kj1225]

((Fine. I'll become the strongest again...))
Clean up. Don't even know how that happened.

[smurfingtonthethird]

((Please, PLEASE subvert this before something awful occurs.))

((Fine. I'll become the strongest again...))
Clean up. Don't even know how that happened.

[3]

You throw all you stuff on your bed.

"Uh, gross."

"We're going out to get some school crap. You want to come?"

[kj1225]

((Subvert what?))
Close enough for now. Go shopping.

[WillowLuman]

"We are gathered here today not only to mourn a great loss, but to honor the courage of those great pioneers who risked their lives to push past the boundaries of this planet. Though they perished in the attempt, their selfless sacrifice stands as a marker of future triumph for all of... um... raptor-kind."

To lift their spirits, organize a raptor moon landing.

[smurfingtonthethird]

((Subvert what?))
Close enough for now. Go shopping.

[6]

You buy all the school shit you'll need. You all gauge you're part of the same student exchange program, but there's still one person missing.
You now have 20,000 yen.

Shit, we got hostiles. Swarm.

A weird ass giant bug-flesh-thing is waltzing around outside.

It's still shielded, but we need it dead. I can take it, you distract Lara.

"We are gathered here today not only to mourn a great loss, but to honor the courage of those great pioneers who risked their lives to push past the boundaries of this planet. Though they perished in the attempt, their selfless sacrifice stands as a marker of future triumph for all of... um... raptor-kind."

To lift their spirits, organize a raptor moon landing.

[1]

Apollo 13 occurs.

[kj1225]

"Hey Lara, could you come with me? I think I saw some tea this way and I have a bit of cash."
Tea distraction.

[IcyTea31]

Demonstrate power by frying the brain of the first person to touch me. I gave peace a chance. It didn't work. Back to plan B.

[WillowLuman]

Well, if it's Apollo 13, then at least the raptornauts survived, and it can be said that they triumphed over system failures that would have killed most people. It's still uplifting!

Learn from past mistakes, put raptors on the goddamn moon!

[GrizzlyAdamz]

>implying it's not still occuring..


GM's Sphere!
Roll for braindamage!
(4/5 being beneficial!)

[smurfingtonthethird]

"Hey Lara, could you come with me? I think I saw some tea this way and I have a bit of cash."
Tea distraction.

[5]

"Sure."

Kaede slinks off.

Alright, problem solved. I'll come to you.

Demonstrate power by frying the brain of the first person to touch me. I gave peace a chance. It didn't work. Back to plan B.

[3]

Potatomen don't have brains. You get the point across though.

Well, if it's Apollo 13, then at least the raptornauts survived, and it can be said that they triumphed over system failures that would have killed most people. It's still uplifting!

Learn from past mistakes, put raptors on the goddamn moon!

[4]

Raptors on the moon!

>implying it's not still occuring..


GM's Sphere!
Roll for braindamage!
(4/5 being beneficial!)

[1]

You're... a vegetable. Literally. The GM turned you into a potato.

[GrizzlyAdamz]

Well shit.

Slowly begin to sprout.

(BTW, potatos are tubers, not vege-

[smurfingtonthethird]

Well shit.

Slowly begin to sprout.

(BTW, potatos are tubers, not vege-

[3]

You sprout, but there's no dirt in the GM lair.

Annnd outside you go.