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[smurfingtonthethird]

"You waved at her and she slapped you. Something is not right there. Do you know her?"

You're back at the dorms. Out of the 4 beds available, you have the one in the corner, Lara has the one next to you, and there is a new pile of bags on a third bed. "Ooh, new person!"

[kj1225]

"Yeah. LARP thing. Went to grapple and my hands kind of..."
Kyle pantomimes grabbing a woman in the place that'll get you slapped.

[smurfingtonthethird]

"You dirty boy!"  Try that with me, and I'll quantum slap you.

Then Yaeko walks in. "YOU!"'s are exchanged.

I've see you've already met each other. Meet your partner for overwatch duty.

[kj1225]

I rub my eyebrows and sigh.
"This is like the start of a bad visual novel."

[smurfingtonthethird]

Not my fault you called her a boy. How did you even mess that up?

"I'll leave you two to it then." She winks at you then bolts off.

"Right, I was immature before, let's set the order straight. What story did you give as cover?"

[kj1225]

"I told her I was into live action roleplay. And that you were part of my group. And I kind of..."
I pantomime again.
"Which is why you slapped me. And no, I don't know how I confused you for a boy it was just something that popped into my head."

[smurfingtonthethird]

She slaps you again.

"Don't go giving her ideas like that! Both of them are equally terrible!

At least you aren't as terrible as I thought. So, what can you do?

(FYI, all of this is randomly generated. You have TERRIBLE luck.)

[kj1225]

((I'm now expecting a sudden six and it ends up with her as a tsundere.))

"Besides the normal stuff I'm also really good at science and I'm... the strongest. Period."

[smurfingtonthethird]

(Would you like me to display the rolls?)

"The strongest, huh? You don't look like-"

I'm back! Are you guys dating yet? 

[kj1225]

((That would be nice.  Also did the six take away my status as the strongest? Because that would suck major balls.))

"N-no. Like I would date her."
Kyle says thinking very clearly that he is acting.

[smurfingtonthethird]

(You're not even remotely close to being the strongest. The strongest you'll come across is basically a gold hardlight using god.)

[4]

Understood.
"Yeah, not even a chance I'd do anything with this stupid, ignorant pervert."

"Aw, cute! :3
Anyways, who are you?"

The girls walk off talking to each other.

[IcyTea31]

Want a glimpse to my thought processes while I make my actions? No? Go punch a carp. Yes? Good, here:

Prove that the regular citizens are edible too, making it a poor excuse and racism. That is a terrible idea, brain.

Prove my inedibility by frying the brains of anyone even looking at me funny. Too risky, no thanks.

Destroy the entire city while calling out their racism. What the f...carp? Why?

Tell the citizens that it's not polite to base your view on a person by their edibility. Now we're getting somewhere...

Tell the citizens that it is not at all dapper or gentlemanly to be racist. Reason that after all, all of us are edible by something. Perfect, but it doesn't quite have the strength...

Tell the citizens that it is not at all dapper or gentlemanly to be racist. Reason that after all, all of us are edible by something. Such as you by this raptor I am currently riding as you're insulting me, nudge nudge. Absolutely perfect! Now to post it...

Carp, carp, carp, my action could be misinterpreted! I also could have made a joke earlier, EDITEDITEDIT Don't actually sic the raptor to eat the citizens, even though that would be rather mafia-ish diplomacy to fit my style. Phew, disaster averted.

[WillowLuman]

Prevent raptors and future conversation from happening. Populate world with tyrannosauroids.

Thing is, they're actually clones of a severely mutated tuatara from an alternate future. So messing around with the past can't do anything to make them go away.

Which reminds me, my last thing wasn't an action because it wasn't bolded, but them being on fire makes sense due to darkpaladin's roll I guess. So...

Organize a memorial service at the ranch, for the fallen raptornauts. Give the raptors their choice of formal attire for the service.

[kj1225]

I go about setting up my stuff.

((But I WAS the strongest. That's a four not a six.))

[WillowLuman]

(Just wondering, what ever happened to all the other vault boys in the horde?)