Thaw him again.
[6]
He's sufficiently melted.
And on fire.
"No, Pain Elementals are bad for you! Stop eating it!" (sent over the radio)
[1]
Raptors on fire! Oh noes!
Salute and begin duty.
[3]
You mentally turn off your armor and walk to the address. The sign's in Japanese.
Oh yeah, you're in Japan. Speech and reading skills augmented. Your stuff is behind you, consisting of some money for expenses, some clothing and a laptop. Get a part-time cover job if you want more stuff. You open the door. It's a shared dorm, apparently. You check in with the owner and they lead you to a room. Apparently, there's another exchange student in there with you, that also speaks English, hence your pairing. You go in and unpack your shit, then your new roommate walks in. It's the girl you knocked over while in your hardlight armour. Y'know, the armour you are supposed to keep under wraps.
Awkward stare ensues.
Teleport to Elephantophis. Vote for Erils. Gain citizenship. Apparently, Erils already won, as I reread the update.
[2]
Bread loaves don't get rights, as they are edible.
"Bad feather-kin!"
Teach the raptor fluent Welsh.
[3]
It knows French now. WHY ARE YOU SO BAD AT THIS
Obtain top hat and monacle. Use newfound dapperness to prove sapience, vote for Erils.
[6]
You are declared leader of the Raptor party. The raptors serve you now.
wait
[2]
Nothing happens. Weeee.
Make Hugoluman's raptors somewhat smarter.
[5]
They have human intelligence. They are now serving a dapper tiny ass dinosaur.
Get the Raptors to syndicalize. Become Secretary General of the Raptor Party.
[2]
You are ousted as you are not a raptor.
Jump out the window in a mixture of rage, fear, and sadness.
[1]
Precision potato strike!
GrizzlyAdamz has been knocked unconscious!