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[WillowLuman]

Welcome to the W40k universe.

OH CARP! GET THE CARP OUT OF HERE! If this is a 4, I wonder what a 1 leads to on a roll like this...

Invader Zim universe.

[4maskwolf]

Return to the game with my full fury, and turtle slap the shit out of the damn mage if he's still around.

"I'M BAAAAAAACK."

[smurfingtonthethird]

Start growing potatoes in the garden. Then take a nice swim in the pool.

[3]

Potatoes planted and... the superhumans made tea from your pool.

ASSERT DOMINANCE OVER CARTELS.

[1]

FAIL

YOUR ASS IS KICKED

Cook BARBARA some food.

[3]

You cook her something. Aaand you fail.

Wander around room in Goroborilla. Look about for remotes & shiny treasures, (under cushions, in ovens, perhaps within the giant banana in the kitchen). Try not to be crushed by the gm/his dinner guests.

Spoiler: 'Giant livingroom' (click to show/hide)

[4]

You find a giant lump of unobtainable!

Eww, gross. Get rid of that.

Ok, who caught me???

[2]

He calls himself coolguy. You are used momentarily later to fight a called assbutt. Suck it.

Retire to New Zealand with a ranch full of raptors. Sell pets to people.

[3]

You retire to the part of New Zealand which isn't a burning molten wasteland. Ah, bliss.

Take the potato sword and turn the superhumans into potatos.

[6]

They are potatomen now! You augmented their power!

Tom Tucker reports.

Burn eel-thing to a crisp.

[4]

Crispy eel.

Welcome to the W40k universe.

OH CARP! GET THE CARP OUT OF HERE! If this is a 4, I wonder what a 1 leads to on a roll like this...

A one takes you to either the middle of space or the single dimension.

[5]

FALL BACK! FAALL BACK!

And you're in the normal universe.

Return to the game with my full fury, and turtle slap the shit out of the damn mage if he's still around.

"I'M BAAAAAAACK."

[3]

You come back at half fury. "Yeah, I'm back and shit." Last sighting of mage was him escaping Guantanamo Bay with a bunch of terrorists.

[4maskwolf]

FIND THE MAGE!!!!!

[WillowLuman]

Give a raptor to every player on this thread.

[IcyTea31]

Find at least one of the other players.

EDIT: In addition, ditch my gorilla and ride the raptor if I receive one.

[Erils]

Attempt to tame a free raptor should I receive one

[WillowLuman]

Attempt to tame a free raptor should I receive one

Good news!

Attempt to create a highly trainable, loyal, and obedient strain of these creatures.

[5]

Success! Now what?

[Erils]

Attempt to create a highly trainable, loyal, and obedient strain of these creatures.

[5]

Success! Now what?

Wait, are these raptors house broken yet?

[Lolfail0009]

Leave sewers in most dramatic way possible.

[kj1225]

Assert dominance darn it.

[Sheb]

Evolve! For the proletariat!

[SOLDIER First]

Try to cook food again.

[poketwo]

Kill coolguy, if cannot, then kill the but

[smurfingtonthethird]

FIND THE MAGE!!!!!

[4]

He's hiding out in a bunker in Mexico.

Give a raptor to every player on this thread.

[3]

Only a select few get raptors.

Find at least one of the other players.

EDIT: In addition, ditch my gorilla and ride the raptor if I receive one.

[6]

Raptor get!

The gorilla is mad and attacks!

Attempt to tame a free raptor should I receive one

[5]

Raptor get!

Leave sewers in most dramatic way possible.

[1]

The GM throws a potato at you.

Assert dominance darn it.

[5]

You're bashing people up, yaaaaaay

Evolve! For the proletariat!

[3]

DOWN WITH THE BOURGEOIS! Except that in Australia they are all dead, because most of the country is a smoking hellhole, and the nearest town is full of superhumans led by a god.

Try to cook food again.

[1]

"And that kids is how the Flying Spaghetti Monster was born."

Kill coolguy, if cannot, then kill the but

[6]

He's dead, but you're still trapped in the ball. Smooooooth.