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[smurfingtonthethird]

Wait, what? What are the Khala doing on Shakuras? I thought it is the stronghold of the Nerazim? Find out why things aren't quite right. Is this a parody? Modded Starcraft? Another timeline?

The Khalai ran to Shakuras after Aiur got zerg'd, they live there now with the Nezarim in a group called the Daelaam. Do you even Brood War / SC2?
(I'm going with the canon universe just after Arcturus Mengsk

Spoiler: SC2:HoTS ending (click to show/hide)

 got exploded by Kerrigan.

[smurfingtonthethird]

Find out which species of raptor these are. I need data for marketing...

You silly goose, they're mutated birds or lizards from a separate timeline's future, not true dinosaurs. Call em whatever you want.

[hops]

"Oh, uh, hey, some guy."

Try to negotiate my way out

[WillowLuman]

Find out which species of raptor these are. I need data for marketing...

You silly goose, they're mutated birds or lizards from a separate timeline's future, not true dinosaurs. Call em whatever you want.

Oh. In that case, begin marketing research. On the marketability of these creatures.

[IcyTea31]

Do you even Brood War / SC2?

No, I don't. I was going with the setup in the beginning of SC2, using a wiki to help with the details.
Learn psionics.

[smurfingtonthethird]

Get strong spiritually and physically.

[4]

You get stronger, and your willpower increases greatly.

So did I buy the car or not?!

Um, yes?

Is that what you want here?

Oh shit, push buttons, follow light beam!

[3]

You push buttons, and follow the beam. You knock over some things along the way. Like superhumans.

"Oh, uh, hey, some guy."

Try to negotiate my way out

[3]

He kicks you and walks off. Success?

Oh. In that case, begin marketing research. On the marketability of these creatures.

[3]

People tend to find dinosaur-like monsters awesome but fucking scary. You could sell them to zoos or scientists or militaries of stupid countries.

Do you even Brood War / SC2?

No, I don't. I was going with the setup in the beginning of SC2, using a wiki to help with the details.
Learn psionics.

[5]

Learning ensues. You are a fully fledged High Templar, gaining skills rapidly. Yay!

[IcyTea31]

Retry levitation. Attempt moving things around with telekinesis. Discover if I have any other magical/psychic/SCIENTIFIC powers.

[1]

You are a loaf of bread. You can roll on your side. Nuttin else.

IN YOUR FACE, old smurfingtonthethird!

To clarify, do I have Psionic Storm, or just Feedback in my repertoire?

Return to the home universe.

[Lolfail0009]

Discern new location. Recuperate.

[GrizzlyAdamz]

Keep on keeping on!

[smurfingtonthethird]

Retry levitation. Attempt moving things around with telekinesis. Discover if I have any other magical/psychic/SCIENTIFIC powers.

[1]

You are a loaf of bread. You can roll on your side. Nuttin else.

IN YOUR FACE, old smurfingtonthethird!

To clarify, do I have Psionic Storm, or just Feedback in my repertoire?

Return to the home universe.

Both, plus you can make psiblades and stuff. I AM SC2 CANON INCARNATE

(Stop insulting my future/past self, weird shit happens when I get there/was there.)

[kj1225]

Continue waiting out my time.

[Erils]

Build a house for my pet baby terror bird and me

[Erils]

Build a house for my pet baby terror bird and me

[1]

You successfully build the house. It then collapses and kills your pet baby terror bird.

Why possible future smurfingtonthethird? WHY???

[darkpaladin109]

Summon an army of superpowerful and supersmart creatures to serve. Have them kill all the superhumans.
How did the terrorbirds get created?
What's the order of events from the beggining of the game to this point?

[IcyTea31]

FRIDGE LOGIC: Where do my psiblades come from, seeing as I have no limbs?