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[IcyTea31]

Exit mech. Craft a bag of some sort, grab potatoes and carry them with me. Find something to not be terrible at everything, such as latent magical powers. EDIT: Befriend the gorilla to carry me around and work as muscle. I wouldn't mind the magic powers, but I think that would be too many actions for one turn.

[Lolfail0009]

Recruit new terror bird that is done playing with mech.

[darkpaladin109]

Create gorrila mech with a jetpack dual wielding chainguns that fire rockets instead of bullets. Pilot the Gorrila mech if sucesfull and kill all the Terrorbirds.

[IcyTea31]

kill all the Terrorbirds.

Sorry buddy, I already drove them away with my Potato-Fu.

[SOLDIER First]

nO
NO ILLEGALITY.

Legally and legitimately earn the money and buy her a car.

[WillowLuman]

"Well, Erils and I will be heading home now. Would you fellows care to join us? Likely this still leads to a bombed-out Brisbane, but one where the bomb wasn't a world-ender. Better make your choice quick, though. We'll have to close this so the local wildlife doesn't come into our universe."

[hops]

Sneak into IcyTea31's mech while he isn't looking

[smurfingtonthethird]

Run with pet baby terror bird back to home universe

Umm...what is the home universe?

[4]

You pass through. It doesn't look much better here, but at least no more terror birds.

Woo. Continue my rampage after I become unsatisfiyed again.

[1]

The Mexican police are here to 'play'.

Exit mech. Craft a bag of some sort, grab potatoes and carry them with me. Find something to not be terrible at everything, such as latent magical powers. EDIT: Befriend the gorilla to carry me around and work as muscle. I wouldn't mind the magic powers, but I think that would be too many actions for one turn.

[5]

You ride the gorilla to glory!

Recruit new terror bird that is done playing with mech.

[1]

It pecks you in the eye and bolts in the same direction as the others.

Create gorrila mech with a jetpack dual wielding chainguns that fire rockets instead of bullets. Pilot the Gorrila mech if sucesfull and kill all the Terrorbirds.

[5]

You're driving your mech, but all the birds got away.

nO
NO ILLEGALITY.

Legally and legitimately earn the money and buy her a car.

[2]

It turns out legality is really fucking slow.

Sneak into IcyTea31's mech while he isn't looking

[1]

The gorilla sees you and charges.

[WillowLuman]

"Well, you survivors coming or not? I've got to get through and close this."

[kj1225]

Heh heh. "Let's do this texas style."
Proceed to do this Texas style.

[smurfingtonthethird]

"Well, you survivors coming or not? I've got to get through and close this."

"Alright, about 20 of us are coming through. No one else believes us."

[WillowLuman]

"Very well. Let's move out!"

Go home, close it behind us.

[GrizzlyAdamz]

Poke compass. Observe spinny-bit. Nibble.



Cmooon enlightenment!

[darkpaladin109]

Fly around on my Mech. Offer to let the monkey drive it.

[Remuthra]

Attempt to bring necron legions with me through the portal.