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[smurfingtonthethird]

"So that explains the stolen grease trap. Also, that is a terrible idea."

[GrizzlyAdamz]

Mope

[darkpaladin109]

Summon a gorrila with a jetpack that can perform backflips while spitting acid and dual wielding chainguns that rapid fire rockets everywhere while performing said backflip.

Do this again.

[WillowLuman]

"So that explains the stolen grease trap. Also, that is a terrible idea."

"This isn't just regular old drunken science. This is drunken meta-science, one of the most powerful forces in the universe. It's so powerful, it caused the mass extinction at the end of the Permian. I discovered it in my attempts to study drunken science, hence the meta-science."

[smurfingtonthethird]

"You wiped out 90% of life on earth. That may not be such a good plan, either way, I'm not helping you."

[WillowLuman]

"Now, technically, that wasn't me, it was the other guy. But you're missing the point here. Drunk science is the only reliable method of time travel. Drunk meta-science is drunk science squared. But if the initial intention is carried out successfully, then the observer in the experiment is sober, and able to remember what the drunk scientist did. With non-drunk data, the effects may be recreated. So, you all might be able to escape to a less shitty time period. Of course, there's the risk that whoever's the designated driver, so to speak, does not return or survive."

[smurfingtonthethird]

"Alright, but YOU'RE the one getting drunk."

[WillowLuman]

"Fair enough. But it takes a lot to get me, since I don't have a fleshy brain. And I'm not really sure who's at bigger risk in the process, but I guess we won't know until we try."

Commence experiment.

[Remuthra]

If you're sure this is advisable.

Calculating Temporal Jump...

Set the angle and quantity of alcohol consumption to control just what the drunk science accomplishes.

[poketwo]

Create a GECK using drunk science

[smurfingtonthethird]

Close hatch. Stand up. Check the mech for damage. In hindsight, I wonder how I threw the potatoes without any hands... Have I suddenly gained powers of telekinesis?

[1]

The suit is completely slagged.

Mope

[5]

You lie in a pile of gorilla entrails and mech bits.

The GM gifts you a compass that points you in the right dimension.

Summon a gorrila with a jetpack that can perform backflips while spitting acid and dual wielding chainguns that rapid fire rockets everywhere while performing said backflip.

Do this again.

[3]

Another gorilla.

"Fair enough. But it takes a lot to get me, since I don't have a fleshy brain. And I'm not really sure who's at bigger risk in the process, but I guess we won't know until we try."

Commence experiment.

If you're sure this is advisable.

Calculating Temporal Jump...

Set the angle and quantity of alcohol consumption to control just what the drunk science accomplishes.

4 + 6 / 2 = 5

After shenanigans ensue, you wake up in front of a temporal hole, opened back to your home universe.

"I AM NEVER DOING THIS AGAIN"

Create a GECK using drunk science

[1]

One does not simply control drunk science (unless you roll a perfect 5)

Welcome to the Precambrian.

[IcyTea31]

Where exactly am I? What can I see around me?

[Erils]

Run with pet baby terror bird back to home universe

Umm...what is the home universe?

[smurfingtonthethird]

Where exactly am I? What can I see around me?

You see:
Crispy Terrorbird
Gorilla
Gorilla entrails
Smashed mech
pile of slag where [REDACTED] was
pile of potatoes
Darkpaladin facepalming
small kid running from snake monster and terrorbird

Run with pet baby terror bird back to home universe

Umm...what is the home universe?

The starting place where australia was cratered.

[kj1225]

Woo. Continue my rampage after I become unsatisfiyed again.