By the way, what will happen if someone changes their avatar, as [cough]someone[/cough] has?
Your old char explodes. Violently.
Ask pet terror bird to enter a formal alliance with me.
[3]
"The bird-kin will not follow you, but as long as there is meat, I will follow you."
Sooooo, terrorbirds are still there though, and avatar is gonna go fight'm?
Freak out and start climbing on mr avatar. Become his backpack. Piddle a little bit.
I'll leave exactly what I do up to the rolls.
Possibilities:
Sling feces
pee all over the avatar
distract a terrorbird (dear god no)
lose my mind and climb on a terrorbird, prompting others to attack it when they see me
stand there and throw an ineffectual tantrum, rip up books
hide behind portals
something involving potatoes
do not want: go through portal without avatar
[1]
You throw poop at a terror bird and scream at it. HERE IT COMES
Well, fine by me. It wants to destroy the rainforest, after all.
"Survivors! Rejoice, for I have found Australia's secret weapon against the environment! Brought to you by Morgan Freeman! He has the power to turn this entire continent into a desert waste, free of terror-birds!"
[1]
A short time after, you hear screaming outside the walls. You find bits of Morgan Freeman everywhere.
Bluff the universe: The terrorbirds are actually only 10 centimeters tall each.
[2]
Yeah, nah, no. The birds are breaking your armor and shit.
Beat someone to death with subpar American import.
[5]
You beat someone to death almost instantly. Yeahhhhh.
Buy my wife a car.
Not a Ferrari, but not a lemon, either.
[2]
You need more moneys.
Summon Singing Dookie.
[1]
Cease your attempts to summon Mr Hankey before copyright authors jump my ass.The GM unleashes potato storm.
"Oh, uh, that works too"
Steal a terror bird egg as a souvenir, then scram
[5]
You manage to escape, watching the birds charge a monkey wraith and pin down a mech.