Do so, then use local data to locate the Poison Spirit Voiced By Tim Curry.
Roger. Calculating...
Find the Poison Elemental voiced by Christopher Walken.
[5]
You find a poison elemental voiced by Morgan Freeman. luckyyyyyy
Fly with baby terror bird to distract mother terror bird and let HugoLumon line up a shot
[1]
You discover that the bastards can't fly, but you also learn they travel in packs.
Make the Mokey's Dookie radioactive and sapient. Name it Gerard the Radioactive Monkey Dookie.
[6]
It sings annoyingly. The avatar's eyes are glowing.
Fuck it. Increase the local time-space (entropically) around the avatar so he finishes his bloody books.
E: Remuthra, it's magic. Let the magic be magic.
[6]
The avatar doesn't take too kindly to having space-time around it manipulated or annoying poo singing, and rips a reality hole. It lets through a pack of terror birds before closing the portal and going back to his books.
Yell bar fight and punch someone in the face before running off.
[5]
BAR FIGHT ENSUES
You've started the great Mexican tradition of bar-fighting in the streets!
Shh Remuthra, entropy magic is real.
Toss dookie into a portal for monkey science.
(not noticing it's sentient)
[3]
The poo is in the portals. The avatar has released some terror birds for you to play with while he reads.
STOP ROTTING ME PEOPLE
[1]
NOAttempt to apologize to my wife again and wonder what to do with seven extra babies.
[5]
Wondering ensues.
Make em into doctors and shit, do iiiiitDisregard magical spambot girls, become Dipper Pines instead
[6]
PREVIOUS CONTRACT TERMINATED
NEW CONTRACT LOADED
ABDUCTING DIPPER PINES
You wake up in front of a terror bird.