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[smurfingtonthethird]

You're in the terror bird survivor camp. Using GM powaa, that is getting put on a sign outside.

[WillowLuman]

Oh.

Find out what happened to my test subject.

[GrizzlyAdamz]

Give avatar one of my bananas.

Standing order: protect avatar.

[smurfingtonthethird]

Now that the avatar doesn't suspect me, discreetly obtain a way to destroy it.

[4]

There are but two ways: one is a secret and the other is whine to the GM.

Throw caution to the wind and DECIPHER ELDRITCH KNOWLEDGE!

[3]

You uncover the secrets of... proper cheese preparation.

bahahaha, you actually went there, lol

Oh.

Find out what happened to my test subject.

[2]

Apparently, you left him back in the Permian.

Give avatar one of my bananas.

Standing order: protect avatar.

[5]

The avatar adds it to the queue. He clones the banana, covers the duplicate in chocolate and hands it to the monkey.

[GrizzlyAdamz]

My god.
Eat chocolate banana, be glad I don't have to peel them.
Wait.
Stop mid-banana, offer second half to mr pain elemental, apologize about his genitalia (in sign).

[Lolfail0009]

Prepare the avatar an amazing cheese platter as an apology for attacking him/her/it earlier.

[IcyTea31]

Through extensive research learn the secret of the avatar's weakness.

[Erils]

You're in the terror bird survivor camp. Using GM powaa, that is getting put on a sign outside.

Am I here too?

If so,

Catch and tame a terror bird

[smurfingtonthethird]

You do realise a fully grown terror bird is a 4 metre high monster that's lightning fast, hypercarnivorous and hunts in packs?

Now that I think about it, that's a T-Rex's stats right there. You're trying to tame the bird equivalent of a T-Rex.

[Remuthra]

ERROR: CARRIER SIGNAL LOST! SITUATION CRITICAL! DEPLOYING EMERGENCY SELF-PROPULSION MODULE!

Extend spider legs and look around.

[poketwo]

There is only one way I can find the way to defeat the avatar... MEGA DRUNK SCIENCE

[smurfingtonthethird]

My god.
Eat chocolate banana, be glad I don't have to peel them.
Wait.
Stop mid-banana, offer second half to mr pain elemental, apologize about his genitalia (in sign).

[4]

You give the elemental the banana.

Prepare the avatar an amazing cheese platter as an apology for attacking him/her/it earlier.

[1]

MATURE CHEESE IS FAR SUPERIOR

Through extensive research learn the secret of the avatar's weakness.

[3]

Apparently, according to the ancient texts, its [REDACTED]

You're in the terror bird survivor camp. Using GM powaa, that is getting put on a sign outside.

Am I here too?

If so,

Catch and tame a terror bird

[6]

You catch a baby one, tame it and take it home. Its mother followed you.

ERROR: CARRIER SIGNAL LOST! SITUATION CRITICAL! DEPLOYING EMERGENCY SELF-PROPULSION MODULE!

Extend spider legs and look around.

[5]

You're in the jeep.

"Oh fucking jeezus its moving on its own, time to shoot it."

There is only one way I can find the way to defeat the avatar... MEGA DRUNK SCIENCE

[5]

DEAR LORD YOU'VE DOOMED US ALL

Its... its...
stories. WEAKSAUCE WEAKNESS LEL

Super serial, give him a stack of books and he's completely harmless until he's finished reading. Shoddy endings send him on a murderous city destroying rampage though.

[IcyTea31]

So, the avatar can only be destroyed by whining to the GM, stories only distract it?

[Lolfail0009]

(Time to give the RNG a little lesson in quasitemporal physics crossed with thermodynamics.)

Umbrapyromantically increase the entropy in the cheese platter, thus increasing the relative speed of time in the localised timespace, hence... maturing the cheese.

(Also, 'umbrapyromantically' was evidently registered in my computer's dictionary prior to this reply AND I HAVE NO CLUE WHEN THE FUCK I'VE EVER USED THAT WORD)

Super serial, give him a stack of books and he's completely harmless until he's finished reading. Shoddy endings send him on a murderous city destroying rampage though.

(I really hope he's not speed-reading the Inheritance quadrilogy, then.)

[smurfingtonthethird]

It is an avatar of the GM, so to truly destroy it you need to destroy the GM. However, stories stop it from being ridiculously selfish and violent, and turns him into a giant sook (with the right story), albeit a giant sook that'll rip space and time to fix the story. Ain't no canon like ascended fanon. Actually, he could just warp to a world where the story is reality and just watch until it gets boring, keeping him busy almost eternally.

tl:dr get him distracted and he'll be out of your way