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[SOLDIER First]

Who says having a relationship is wrong?

[kj1225]

Then stop with the drunk science and interact with the location!

I tried once and then I got stuck in a whole with a cube that revealed a potato.

[smurfingtonthethird]

And you went straight back to drunk science. I CALL THAT PROGRESS

[kj1225]

I call that somewhat forced regression.

[smurfingtonthethird]

No tears, only dreams now.

[kj1225]

Find somewhere more decent than Tjunana.

[WillowLuman]

Return to base. Convince one of these survivors to try DRUNK SCIENCE so I may observe the effects thereof on another person. Performing Science on Science: Meta-science!

[smurfingtonthethird]

Reassemble and fortify mind in preparation for second attempt.

[3]

You are sorta ready. Sorta.

Escape somehow

[6]

You escape with the help of your fellow inmates, becoming the most wanted person on the planet. Ransom: 200 million dollars.

"Where's my wife?!
And why am I in Tijuana?!?"
Flip the fuck out.

[2]

You remain calm and collected, apologize to your wife and book a flight home.

Wah Wah Wah I met a nice girl, had a flawless relationship, got married and had 8 children, but the moment I wake up Tijuana, SOMETHING'S WRONG.


Well, glad I didn't try that with my arm. Didn't need the cannon anyway.
SAMPLE FREE-FLOATING CHOCOLATE!

[5]

The avatar grants you a piece. It is like the best chocolate ever, stolen from a universe where the Swiss took over the planet.

Find somewhere more decent than Tjunana.

[3]

You go to Rio de Janerio in under a second through some mechanism you don't remember making.

Return to base. Convince one of these survivors to try DRUNK SCIENCE so I may observe the effects thereof on another person. Performing Science on Science: Meta-science!

[6]

You figure getting them drunk first is important, so you both engage in the booze drinking. Yeah, you can guess what happens shortly after. DRUNK METASCIENCE!

You wake up with a hard-light notepad, which contains (but is not limited to:)

-A blurry picture of a makeshift lab made of beer cans, a computer and 2 pounds of bacon grease
-Drawings of potatoes, cheese and a penis
-The code to DF 1.0 in ancient Mongolian
-some scribble involving that 'time with the pyramids and 'trolling' the ancient mexicans'
-a sticker of a dinosaur made from dinosaur skin
-the complete DNA code for some weird ass shit
-a picture of you and friend killing 90% of life on earth during the Permian period

[IcyTea31]

Now that the avatar doesn't suspect me, discreetly obtain a way to destroy it.

[Lolfail0009]

Throw caution to the wind and DECIPHER ELDRITCH KNOWLEDGE!

[WillowLuman]

My god. I have discovered one of, if not the, most powerful forces in the universe.

"Computer, are you there? Did we make it back to the same time period, or are we some place new?"

[smurfingtonthethird]

You're back home.

[WillowLuman]

As in where I started, or back in the terror-bird survivors camp?

[smurfingtonthethird]

Option B
Like the terminology, that's getting painted on the outside.

[WillowLuman]

Option B
Like the terminology, that's getting painted on the outside.

Wait, what?