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[smurfingtonthethird]

Calm Erils down before he does something harmful in his freak-out.

[4]

You stop him down. No more flailing, yay.

Poke & observe the edges of the portal-tears, see what happens if I stick the spud cannon into one, sample any chocolate that didn't manage to fly into mr avatar's mouth.

[2]

You stuff the cannon into a portal. The avatar disintegrates it.

Attempt to augment signalling power so I can reactivate my legion.

[5]

The warbots are online and under your control. The terrorbirds could pose a threat, however.

Ok, then start finding an army to defeat the avatar with! 

[6]

The GM gives you an army of potatomen.

For science!

The potato is secretly a bomb. Blow my way out of the anti-magic field.

[2]

No, its a potato. Stop trying to bluff the universe. Plus the thief is running round Elephantophis right now.

(I consider this a personal challenge now. Still, if this trend continues, the next roll should be a five.)

Decipher Eldritch Knowledge.

[1]

Your mind is kill. Try and not do that again, otherwise you risk going bat shit insane.

[WillowLuman]

(Oddly enough, that weird movie I saw says that not even pre-apocalyptic war machines can defeat mutant jungles.)

"So, lady, the computer's screen says it's rallying the warbots. You're not mad, are you?"

[kj1225]

The hoard looks around.
"CAN SOMEONE REMIND ME WHAT I DID!?"

[SOLDIER First]

"That's seven too many, honey ..."

[Lolfail0009]

Reassemble and fortify mind in preparation for second attempt.

[Playergamer]

Escape somehow

[smurfingtonthethird]

The hoard looks around.
"CAN SOMEONE REMIND ME WHAT I DID!?"

"That's seven too many, honey ..."

WASN"T IN BOLD
STOP CONFUSING ME

[3]

DRUNK SCIENCE WILL SAVE YOU BOTH

It lands both of you in Tjunana.

(Oddly enough, that weird movie I saw says that not even pre-apocalyptic war machines can defeat mutant jungles.)

"So, lady, the computer's screen says it's rallying the warbots. You're not mad, are you?"

"Hey, as long as the terror birds get distracted, I don't care. Be warned, though, any legion action against us will get you grinded down for bonemeal and the computer disassembled for spare parts.

[kj1225]

Oh dear, this is getting silly. Maybe moreso than it should be.

[SOLDIER First]

"Where's my wife?!
And why am I in Tijuana?!?"
Flip the fuck out.

[smurfingtonthethird]

Oh dear, this is getting silly. Maybe moreso than it should be.

The fact that being in a dimension full of potatoes doesn't phase you but being in Mexico does is beyond me.

[kj1225]

It's the whole, suddenly you're in x place thing in general is getting a bit to silly.

[smurfingtonthethird]

Then stop with the drunk science and interact with the location!

[SOLDIER First]

How does talking to my nameless wife about the number of our children lead to drink science?!

[Lolfail0009]

RNG.

[GrizzlyAdamz]

Wah Wah Wah I met a nice girl, had a flawless relationship, got married and had 8 children, but the moment I wake up Tijuana, SOMETHING'S WRONG.


Well, glad I didn't try that with my arm. Didn't need the cannon anyway.
SAMPLE FREE-FLOATING CHOCOLATE!