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[WillowLuman]

"Looks like we've got another dimension jumper. How the hell did you get here Erils?"

[poketwo]

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD

[GrizzlyAdamz]

Splurge and eat one of my three bananas. Regret it shortly afterwards.
Then hobble over to the avatar dude and tug on his pants.
Make a 'hold hands' gesture.

[Elephant Parade]

Go on holy crusade in name of self.

[SOLDIER First]

Use own money to buy ring and propose.

[Playergamer]

"Gitmo, oh how I hate you.

Spells.

[IcyTea31]

What, you nuke the world and accuse me of messing with reality? Assess surroundings.

[smurfingtonthethird]

... We both know what happens now. Do I need to say it?

[5]

No.

You wake up inside the GM's simulation.

Oh fucking come oooooon

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD

[1]

NEIN

Splurge and eat one of my three bananas. Regret it shortly afterwards.
Then hobble over to the avatar dude and tug on his pants.
Make a 'hold hands' gesture.

[4]

The avatar is sufficiently not pissed off. He continues ripping holes in time and space to steal chocolate.

Go on holy crusade in name of self.

[3]

You kill a bunch of shit in Africa. HOMELAND CRUSADES MOTHERFECKERS

Use own money to buy ring and propose.

[5]

You get a ring and propose. Great success! You are now married.

"Gitmo, oh how I hate you.

Spells.

[2]

They made a spell blocking thing for the occasion. Have fun being the most notorious criminal since Hitler, and you made him look like a saint.

What, you nuke the world and accuse me of messing with reality? Assess surroundings.

[3]

You see some shit reminiscent of the animus loading screens. Mate, our nukes are different. Besides, you're trying to destroy reality by pissing off the avatar. He WILL fuck up reality, given the chance.

[kj1225]

"It's not like we wanted to come here either. Be glad it's just us drunken scientists and not that nut job that throws around plasma for no reason."

[IcyTea31]

Wait until the simulation finishes loading. Re-assess situation.

[GrizzlyAdamz]

Is mr avatar ignoring me?


Watch what mr avatar is doing with immense curiosity.

[smurfingtonthethird]

Nah, he's just focused on reality-breaking for personal gain.

[WillowLuman]

(When did he get those abilities instead of being the guy that gets stuck in trucks?)

(Also, saddled with Erils under pain of... something, I can't do much without his input. Where is Erils?)

[smurfingtonthethird]

When I thought it would be a good idea to have a near physical god do whatever takes its fancy.

(He is unconscious [canon shmanon]. You can either ditch him or take him to a hospital or something.)

[Lolfail0009]

(How do I join this? Things must be bound in flaming shadow tentacles and injected with not-as-flaming twice-as-shadow venom!)