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[Remuthra]

It was killed by the SMMG, a shoulder mounted machine gun. The guy ran in to shoot the raptor.

Yeah, but where'd the raptor come from? Last I knew I was being carried to interface with the wiring of the bunker.

[WillowLuman]

"Very well. Give me just a minute."
Augment meat body with raptor parts.

[smurfingtonthethird]

"An unknown lifeform, eh? I say we open up and find out what it is."
Find a terminal so the computer can open the door.

[3]

You go to the terminal and open the gate, only for a giant lizard-dinosaur to rush out and stare at you.

"Shit, raptor! Get up here, the SMMG can take it out!"

you talkin smack mate

[Remuthra]

"An unknown lifeform, eh? I say we open up and find out what it is."
Find a terminal so the computer can open the door.

[3]

You go to the terminal and open the gate, only for a giant lizard-dinosaur to rush out and stare at you.

"Shit, raptor! Get up here, the SMMG can take it out!"

you talkin smack mate

Oh, look, an update I never saw.

Attempt to locate nearest warbot storage sites, as well as central processing nodes. Where are my strategic resources at?

[kj1225]

Let drunk science be my guide.

[IcyTea31]

It seems you didn't post my action. Mind fixing that?

[smurfingtonthethird]

Painful pain

NOT GOOD ENOUGH! Concentrate all of the pain in the dimension into one, causing a black hole of pain, devouring the entire dimension. Leave the dimension in time. ...Why am I doing this, again?

MOTHERFUCKING POTATO

THATS THE THIRD TIME

[3]

You concentrate all the pain... and Chzo eats it all.

"Bring me more, mortal!"

[SOLDIER First]

Take girl out to fancy restaurant.

[IcyTea31]

Chzo ate ALL the pain? Ouroboros? If the Pain Dimension has no Pain, it is only Dimension ...Carp. Escape before the dimension collapses into 1D, as happened to darkpaladin. Hopefully I'm right and roll well, or this will be a massive embarrassment.

[darkpaladin109]

Teleport myself, the monkey, and the GM's avatar out of the dimension. Also relieve the monkey of it's insanity.

[GrizzlyAdamz]

Impossible. So long as there are pain-capable beings in pain dimension, it continues to accrue more pain.
Not insane no more- bashed things with the damn spud cannon, got it out of my system.

[poketwo]

......what do you want???

[smurfingtonthethird]

"I want you to throw potatoes at people. NOT nuclear potatoes, POTATOES. Or potato products. I'm not so picky on the matter."

[GrizzlyAdamz]

What about potatoes that have been ground into a fine pulp, compressed until the atoms fuse into denser elements, and then used as nuclear fuel?
Say, 100% recycled-potato nuclear weapons?

[smurfingtonthethird]

"... No. Only I get to deal out those. You can throw potatoes that explode chunks of potatoes everywhere."