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[GrizzlyAdamz]

Poke self, inspect wraithdom.

[poketwo]

USE NUKES TO ANNIHILATE PRISON AND SURROUNDING AREA

[SOLDIER First]

Find girl for vigorous romanticizing and complimenting.

[IcyTea31]

Scream in pain, then realize that bread loaves don't have any nerves to transmit pain. Take over the pain dimension.

[smurfingtonthethird]

Scanning...

This appears to be a remnant of a defunct supply bunker, used to keep high-clearance items safe from unauthorized Citizens. The Blue-clearance markings are still evident. The door control system appears nonfunctional at this time, but it could easily be reactivated by simply locating a terminal and allowing this unit to interface with the Complex's electronic systems. This may require a substantial level of power, however.

Use my (limited) subsurface scanning equipment, I attempt to determine the contents of the bunker.

[5]

You rein in a stray satellite, conveniently nearby in orbit. You have completely scanned the complex.

There's a few munitions crates, a fully stocked medical bay, a supply crate and some experimental weapons. Readings detect an unknown life form inside. The terminal to open the door is located under the dangling wires.

Poke self, inspect wraithdom.

[1]

You go ape-shit crazy. 

USE NUKES TO ANNIHILATE PRISON AND SURROUNDING AREA

[6]

Boom. You kill yourself.

"Having fun yet? Welcome to virtual reality, where you can't escape until you stop with the nukes, kay?"

You wake up.

Find girl for vigorous romanticizing and complimenting.

[5]

Cuteness ensues. CUUUUUTE.

Scream in pain, then realize that bread loaves don't have any nerves to transmit pain. Take over the pain dimension.

[3]

Chzo isn't taking your shit, but he lets you play with the queen and her pain kitchen. So that makes you the king. Chzo procures popcorn for the event.

[IcyTea31]

Okay, I've completely forgotten why I even wanted to get control of the pain dimension...

Create a new form of pain so excrutiating that Chzo goes and commits suicide due to depression from not being able to his/its job properly.

[poketwo]

NUKE THE COMPUTERS THAT ARE RUNNING THIS PLACE

[WillowLuman]

"An unknown lifeform, eh? I say we open up and find out what it is."
Find a terminal so the computer can open the door.

[smurfingtonthethird]

Okay, I've completely forgotten why I even wanted to get control of the pain dimension...

Create a new form of pain so excrutiating that Chzo goes and commits suicide due to depression from not being able to his/its job properly.

Chzo eats pain. You're feeding him exotic meals.

[IcyTea31]

I wrote create, not use on Chzo. The point here is to be so good at dishing out pain that Chzo got nothin' on me and loses his/its will to work due to his/its inferiority, thus ending pain once and for all. Alternatively, it could be so good to him/it that he/it doesn't want to eat any other kind of pain anymore, letting me pull his/its strings for the same effect.

EDIT: And no, I am not familiar with the Chzo mythos so I might be wrong about everything.

[GrizzlyAdamz]

Continue throwing ape-tantrum. Be sure to bash the spud cannon on things. Stupid thing caused this. IT EVEN HURT MY FACE. Stupid, fucking..WAAAGH!

[smurfingtonthethird]

Okay, I've completely forgotten why I even wanted to get control of the pain dimension...

Create a new form of pain so excrutiating that Chzo goes and commits suicide due to depression from not being able to his/its job properly.

[6]

Painful pain created!

Chzo is pleased and eats it! "Make me more, or I'll devour your soul!"

NUKE THE COMPUTERS THAT ARE RUNNING THIS PLACE

[2]

"They're in a separate dimension. And I quote: Neener Neener!"

"An unknown lifeform, eh? I say we open up and find out what it is."
Find a terminal so the computer can open the door.

[3]

You go to the terminal and open the gate, only for a giant lizard-dinosaur to rush out and stare at you.

"Shit, raptor! Get up here, the SMMG can take it out!"

Continue throwing ape-tantrum. Be sure to bash the spud cannon on things. Stupid thing caused this. IT EVEN HURT MY FACE. Stupid, fucking..WAAAGH!

[5]

You hit various things with the cannon, including: robot mechs, sorta-tsundere girls, pain elementals, other monkeys and the GM's avatar who has just been warped here.

"MONKEY ACOLYTE, LOOK AFTER MY AVATAR. LAST TIME I LEFT HIM ALONE HE GOT TRAPPED IN A VAN.

[GrizzlyAdamz]

Calming down, go hold the sorta-GM's hand & go for a walk. Hopefully he knows how to sign..

[IcyTea31]

Painful pain

NOT GOOD ENOUGH! Concentrate all of the pain in the dimension into one, causing a black hole of pain, devouring the entire dimension. Leave the dimension in time. ...Why am I doing this, again?

[smurfingtonthethird]

"Oh, a caveat. If my avatar even gets a smidgen pissed off, let alone hurt, he's likely to turn into a physical god, and he'll rip anything around him into to its respective scalar dimensions. Probably shoulda told you that straight away."