Universe 1: "Explain" to the border guards why it is not a good idea to intercept a mech wielding a machine gun and a flamethrower. Find a portal to universe A.
Universe A: Respawn. Find a way to move around and interact with things.
That's right, I named them. References, ho!
[4]
They pull a zoidberg and let you through. You kick Chzo and you are sent to the pain dimension.
[1]
*makes farting noise
TELEPORT AWAY
[1]
You can't move. You can't anything.
Investigate surroundings.
[3]
You promptly say "Fuck this, DRUNK SCIENCE!"
Shortly afterwards, the age of dinosaurs had ended.
Eat the vomit vomit.
[6]
And back up again. Who'd of thought.
SUMMON LIBERTY PRIME
Friend computer!!! their is important work to be done!!! you still need a place to be. That's why I have this giant communist-hating robot body for you!!!
[1]
"None for you soz, I've locked nearly every universe off." Potato strike inbound.
(Is that after earth you're talking about? That was terrible.)
"... Looks like you're with us then, until we can work this nonsense out. I assume you're good with a weapon, because its a jungle out there. Literally.
Welcome to Newcliff."
You walk out the door, and the sun rises on a ruined town. There's a wall of steel and rubble around it, though, and from there there's a canopy of trees. You can see a ship out on the horizon.
"You can come with me to the armory and get kitted out with a ARS and a Boltok, or you can go walkabout. Don't leave the area though, there's some messed up things out there."
(Actually, it was "Nausicaa of the Valley of the Wind," because our dorm had a Miyazaki marathon. Basically, there's a post-apocalyptic jungle full of mutant insects.)
"Well, I guess I will. Say, you wouldn't happen to have some adhesive? Or stitches? My arms keep falling off."
Reboot the computer.
[5]
You reboot the computer. You drag it with you to the armory, where you are given a radiation resistant suit, a machete and a boltok, a modified pistol that shoots metal slugs.
You are also given a tube of superglue.
Explain that it is necessary, and that I don't like it either.
[1]
They don't think so, and they are relaxing now.