Regroup and recover. Count our losses.
[2]
Moderate casualties, army is now mangled. Maybe you shoulda bought guns or something.
Let out a fearsome rallying cry & escalate to poo!
[3]
You lead a battalion of monkeys with your cry! You throw the poo at the GM's hideout, but miss. Millions of potatoes hit the monkeys, who are now covered in poo, bruises and potato chunks.
"Suck it, you banana eating heretics!"F*ck. "Computer, help me construct a portal out of here."
Processing...
While this unit is now online, it does not have resources to summon interdimensional portals. However, sources indicate that the center of the Pain Dimension contains a hole in the fabric of Painspace. This unit recommends using that.
Sounds good to me.
[1]
You trip over a rock and your arms fall off again. The CPU rolls off into the distance.
Enter the dimension of beautiful, smart women.
[3]
Using your powers, you fashion a potato into a model of a woman. Yeaaaaaaaah. (Put your own sexist joke here)
Rescue the people lost in the pain dimension.
[2]
You are drained of god-power-magic-stuff (for now). Go get more followers.
Flirt with magic spambot girl during hilarity.
[4]
Flirting ensues. (Do it yourself, bonus points if a funny.)
DON'T CARE TELEPORT AWAY WHILE ABSORBING ALL OF EP'S POWER
[1]
FAIL. Warner Brothers approaches you with a deal to become the actor for a live-action version of Wil E. Coyote.
[6]
You continue fishing.
Seriously, nothing else happened? You'd think that overshotting a fishing roll with my new mafia self would mean grabbing the fish straight out of the water with a bag, throwing them into the trunk of my mech, bringing them to a dark alley, beating them up, stealing their money, threatening them to not tell the authorities, then casting their fins into cement and throwing them back into the ocean. Oops.
Dodge potato. Create a bank account in Switzerland. Sell fish, mafia pirate style. Store profit in bank account. Find a mech-mechanic who has upgrades for sale. Remain undetected by the authorities.
There was something but I accidentally the ending.
[3]
You do all of this, but the authorities have found you. PREPARE YOURSELF FOR RUNNING.
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