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[WillowLuman]

"I've brought us to a Pain Dimension. Any suggestions?"

[Remuthra]

I'm sorry, but most archives are in compressed staAAATE!, as per Emergency Relocation Protocol 60.39.24.5 concerning the conservation of memory on portable AI vessels. You will need to find additional memory resources to access much of my data, NOT THAT I WOULD GIVE IT TO YOU ANYWAY!

Accessing Emergency Data Summary...

The Pain Dimension is a place of eternal torment often called Fight Club by the inexperienced. It is controlled by Painlord Schwarzenegger. THE PAIN DIMENSION IS MY FAVORITE HOLIDAY DESTINATION, ACTUALLY!

Assessing tactical options...

This unit will be of limited use until additional system resources are located. Data analyses have matched this role with the concept known as "Low-level Wizard". DO YOU HAVE ANY OTHER REQUESTS, OR CAN I KILL YOU NOW?

[SOLDIER First]

Leave the pain dimension.

[Playergamer]

Continue growing. Conquer Sealand.

[WillowLuman]

I'm sorry, but most archives are in compressed staAAATE!, as per Emergency Relocation Protocol 60.39.24.5 concerning the conservation of memory on portable AI vessels. You will need to find additional memory resources to access much of my data, NOT THAT I WOULD GIVE IT TO YOU ANYWAY!

Accessing Emergency Data Summary...

The Pain Dimension is a place of eternal torment often called Fight Club by the inexperienced. It is controlled by Painlord Schwarzenegger. THE PAIN DIMENSION IS MY FAVORITE HOLIDAY DESTINATION, ACTUALLY!

Assessing tactical options...

This unit will be of limited use until additional system resources are located. Data analyses have matched this role with the concept known as "Low-level Wizard". DO YOU HAVE ANY OTHER REQUESTS, OR CAN I KILL YOU NOW?

"Alright, you think that tall person with the weird scythe thing might fill that roll?"

[smurfingtonthethird]

If you mean my idiot character, I shall smite thee with so many potatoes that you don't even know, man, you don't even know.

[Remuthra]

I'm sorry, but most archives are in compressed staAAATE!, as per Emergency Relocation Protocol 60.39.24.5 concerning the conservation of memory on portable AI vessels. You will need to find additional memory resources to access much of my data, NOT THAT I WOULD GIVE IT TO YOU ANYWAY!

Accessing Emergency Data Summary...

The Pain Dimension is a place of eternal torment often called Fight Club by the inexperienced. It is controlled by Painlord Schwarzenegger. THE PAIN DIMENSION IS MY FAVORITE HOLIDAY DESTINATION, ACTUALLY!

Assessing tactical options...

This unit will be of limited use until additional system resources are located. Data analyses have matched this role with the concept known as "Low-level Wizard". DO YOU HAVE ANY OTHER REQUESTS, OR CAN I KILL YOU NOW?

"Alright, you think that tall person with the weird scythe thing might fill that roll?"

Negative. Organic hardware is not compatible with this unit. Synthetic resources are required. WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM, A GHOST?

[GrizzlyAdamz]

If you mean my idiot character, I shall smite thee with so many potatoes that you don't even know, man, you don't even know.

Who me? No, the GM guy that threw a potato at me. Fucking zoo hecklers, I swear.

[hops]

"You don't want any kitchen!? FINE! I-it's not l-like I c-care anyways!"

Act haughty and try to guilt the pain elemental into buying kitchenwares.

[kj1225]

"You don't want any kitchen!? FINE! I-it's not l-like I c-care anyways!"

Act haughty and try to guilt the pain elemental into buying kitchenwares.

Do the previous in addition to buying a kitchen.

[poketwo]

Go to friend computer. get it back online while not disabling AM

[WillowLuman]

If you mean my idiot character, I shall smite thee with so many potatoes that you don't even know, man, you don't even know.

In what way is your avatar a tall guy with a weird scythe? I mean Cabbadath, the Tall Man, the Prince; Darkpaladin's avatar.

[smurfingtonthethird]

I'm an idiot mage with weaksauce powers.

Tsunderes. My natural enemy (and possibly my only natural predator).

[IcyTea31]

Refuse offer. "'Hoy, mate, thanks but no thanks. Y'see, I already have a rather high-paying job in the fishin' business, capiche? I ain't no broker and ne'er will." Continue with "fishing" (Read this in Fat Tony's voice.)

EDIT: I'm rather surprised that I just "found" mech-sized clothing. Or an accent.

[Elephant Parade]

Curse darkpaladin to wander the Pain Dimension forever.