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[SOLDIER First]

Sorry.
Teleport onto the backpack of a bald man with electrical superpowers.
I won't be lazy next time.

[darkpaladin109]

Explode all of EP's followers organs from the inside, killing them.

[smurfingtonthethird]

Sorry.
Teleport onto the backpack of a bald man with electrical superpowers.
I won't be lazy next time.

Don't worry, its just silliness 

[kj1225]

Try and figure out what to do with this.

[Playergamer]

Create a fish based economy. Grow to a population of 100.

[IcyTea31]

Dodge the potato directed at my back. Find something heroic to do. Go to Corneria, or whatever BM is calling his freighter.

[smurfingtonthethird]

Sorry.
Teleport onto the backpack of a bald man with electrical superpowers.
I won't be lazy next time.

[4]

You are on the back of a bald man with electric superpowers. Yaaaay.

Explode all of EP's followers organs from the inside, killing them.

[3]

You explode one of them.

Try and figure out what to do with this.

[3]

DRUNK SCIENCE SHALL PREVAIL!

You wake up on top of a skyscraper in a rollercoaster cart with a bottle of vodka. You also seem to have a supermodel's phone number written on your arm.

Create a fish based economy. Grow to a population of 100.

[4]

Welcome to fish-boat-land, population 102 refugees. They need more than just fish. Like houses. And medicine. And a working toilet.

Dodge the potato directed at my back. Find something heroic to do. Go to Corneria, or whatever BM is calling his freighter.

[3]

You get hit by the potato. Fed up, you leave for Corneria and arrive there the next day.

ONE WHATEVER TIMESKIP TIEM

[Elephant Parade]

Send my massive army of doom to kill darkpaladin.

[SOLDIER First]

Be the bald man with electrical superpowers.
Shoot a thermonuclear missile at a giant, humanoid thing.

[Playergamer]

Sell fish, buy everything else we need.

[kj1225]

Call her after getting down using DRUNK SCIENCE.

I love the fact that the vault boy hoard is such a efficient society of drunks.

[WillowLuman]

Be the bald man with electrical superpowers.
Shoot a thermonuclear missile at a giant, humanoid thing.

Prevent nuke launches.

[darkpaladin109]

SUMMON A NUKE OVER EP'S ARMY
SUMMON MY MASTER, CHZO THE PAIN ELEMENTAL TO CRUSH EP'S ARMY
LITERALLY

[Elephant Parade]

I find it annoying that I can't really do much to darkpaladin because he has no resources whatsoever. He just randomly kills my troops, and if I kill him he'll respawn AND TRY AGAIN.

This will require ingenuity.

[IcyTea31]

Assist BM. Surely a frickin' bread-mech will help with diplomacy of selling that fish. And most definitely helping BM won't have a negative effect on my karma.