This might be bias, but you should probably get a potato as your avatar.
BECOME DA STWONGEST
[6]
YOU"ZE DA STRONGEST
YOU PUNCH THE OLD STRONGEST AND KILL HIM
SHIEEEEET
destroy master ball, if it doesn't work, reflect it. Also say: You don't have a ghost of a chance against me
[1]
You're inside a master ball. Yaaaaaaay.
Also, thought that was pun but the pokemon isn't a ghost type. I AM SO DISAPPOINTED WITH YOU
Yes. All is well.
Ask of my wife one thing:
her name.
[6]
BARBARA (yes, in caps)
Not one to keep his hands to himself, monkey does the feely-number with the crystal.
(in or out of mech depending on roll)
(in-mech is good)
[4]
Touchy feely commences. You are warped to what appears to be a giant living room.
Um, yeah, can you find my remote? I can't be fucked using the buttons. I'll give you my avatar or a pile of bananas or something.
Also, I lied about the cheese.Take the egg, looking at the shopkeep in the eye.
[3]
You take the egg. He gives you a second before he beats the shit out of you.
Well, that was a fruitful endeavour. Let's go on another! Find/create something to do.
[4]
WARP CRYSTAL THING ACTIVATE
Welcome to the W40k universe. Brace your anus, strap in any valuables or children and hope to your deity the RNG takes mercy on you.
Bask in the glory of my house
[3]
Yay, house. Your terrorbird is now a Schrodingers terrorbird.
Attempt to create a highly trainable, loyal, and obedient strain of these creatures.
[5]
Success! Now what?
Explore new domain.
[6]
Sewers. Poop and whitewater and stuff.
A weird ass eel thing attacks you.
Erils doesn't have an avatar.
BRAINWASH THE SUPERHUMANS WITH MAGIC POTATO
[3]
You daze a few of them.
You have earned my favour! You can have either a button to summon my PMC or a potato sword.