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[Ashsaber]

There's money to be made, wars to be fought, kittens to be rescued out of trees.

Let's do this thing.


You

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Status: Good.
Equipment: Clothes.

Money: 1

Your Group

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Lol what group

Who are you? What do you have in your hand? a farming implement, a crafting tool, or a piece of paper?

What should you do next?


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READ THIS SHIT

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YOU is one. There can only be one YOU. Players can insert themselves as minor characters for great ego but there is only a singular YOU. (This means you're making suggestions for one person and one person only to take, at least until he/she can delegate)
Changing that. You can be in the game as an avatar but operations will still be conducted as a group (so no solo actions yet, sorry. :3)
YOU are a thing. A thing that's not a player but a thing. I'm not sure where I'm going with this yet.

Current Player Headcount: 2 out of a (tentative) 6

[EmeraldWind]

My name is Bobert McRobertson. I am a student at a local college. I'm researching local myths and found a piece of paper stuck in the middle of a old dusty book.

[Ozarck]

Name: Mad Martigan
in hand: a piece of paper
Action: use said piece of paper to acquire monies (paper is a bank note. Failing this, paper is a hold-up-note).

[Ashsaber]

-Slight, gentle jarring of reality and ripping of cosmic space later-

Bobert McRobertson has found an old piece of paper! He (she? it?) has descended into the world!
: The piece of paper was a WHOA WHOA WHAT it turned into a spellbook.
: Bobert has found a book of Lv1 Freeform spellcasting!

Mad Martigan has found an old piece of paper! He (she? it?) has descended into the world!
: The piece of paper was a (stolen) Claim of Wealth from A Noble!
: Mad has found a Claim of Wealth!


YOU
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Size: Two Followers

Status: Good

Money: 1

Equipment: Clothes

Your Group
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Bob McRobertson
: Clothes
: Book of Lv1 Freeform Spellcasting.


Mad Martigan
: Clothes
: Claim of Wealth

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 Current News
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 The Nation of MostlyNotEngland and DefinitelyNotFrance are gearing up for war. Border towns of the two nations are recruiting infantry and levies to face the impending bloodshed.

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If you haven't joined, feel free to until we hit the arbitrary headcount limit for the time being!

If you have, What should you do?

[WhitiusOpus]

Name: Harold Derpsin
in hand: Farming implement
Action: Use farming implement as weapon of mass destruction. Barring that, try to convert it into a sword.

[Donuts]

I am the magnificent Bobby Peterson! I wield a crafting tool, and I shall create something that will aid us in our quest for glory!

[The Froggy Ninja]

I am Robert McBobertson and I found a crafting tool in that crypt I was exploring.

[USEC_OFFICER]

I am Camille Sten and I have a farming implement, obviously.

[EmeraldWind]

Bobert> Examine magic book and learn about the magic it contains.

Bobert: "Hmmm, this sort of thing doesn't happen to Bobert very often. Maybe I, Bobert, am finally getting somewhere with my research."

[Ashsaber]

-The fabric of reality is frayed and would like to file a formal complaint about the current state of immigration-

//
For the record what's going on right now is effectively fluff. The first "formal" turn will start Wednesday night. Also everyone's a he by default.
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Bobert - Examine the magic book. It is filled with arcane numbers, letters, and drawings.
Bobert has gained Arcane Knowledge - Reading!

Harold Derpsin - You are a farmer! You've been levied into the local militia! He(she?) Has gained non-red shirt status!
>Harold tries to use the farming implement as a weapon but only gets told to stop goofing off.

Bobby Peterson - You found a hammer! He(She?) has descended into the world!
>So adorable. Bobby thinks we're on a quest.

Robert McBobertson - You are a little odd! Who graverobs a craftsman? You have a set of crafting tools! He(She?) has descended into the world!

Camille Sten - You are a farmer! I'm not sure why it's obvious, but I guess it's because you're also levied into the militia! He(she?) has achieved non-red shirt status!

YOU
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Size: Six Followers
RECRUIT REDSHIRTS TO INCREASE SiZE

Status: Good

Money: 1

Equipment: Clothes

Your Group
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Bob McRobertson
: Clothes
: Book of Lv1 Freeform Spellcasting.
> Arcane Knowledge - Reading Lv 0

Mad Martigan
: Clothes
: Claim of Wealth

Harold Derpsin
: Clothes
: Sickle tied around a stick
> Farming Lv 1
> Combat Lv 1

Bobby Peterson
: Clothes
: Hammer (Tool)

Robert McBobertson
: Clothes
: Box of Sandpaper (Tool)
> Scavenger Lv 0

Camille Sten
: Clothes
: Pitchfork (Extra-sharp)
> Farming Lv 1
> Combat Lv 1

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 Current News
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 The Nation of MostlyNotEngland and DefinitelyNotFrance are gearing up for war. Border towns of the two nations are recruiting infantry and levies to face the impending bloodshed.
 Residents of a border town on MayNotBeGermany have expressed a mild distaste for Beets.
 Local Fishermen breaks a fishing net while drunk.

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Arbitrary headcount is maxed.
What should you do?

[WhitiusOpus]

((So which country are we in?))

Harold heads to DefinitelyNotEngland and begins advanced farm-implement-combat training!

[Ashsaber]

((I haven't decided yet))

Harold cannot go anywhere because the Fabric of Space has filed for a travelling ban!


((To clarify: Until Wednesday night (when the turn officially starts) moving around is a no-no. You can still train, learn, do everything else, but not with a location attached.))

((Afterwards you can move around as you please, though I'd prefer if you stuck together under the umbrella of YOU))

[USEC_OFFICER]

Camille practices combat techniques with the pitchfork!

[Ashsaber]

Camille Practices with the pitchfork!
Roll: 50
Check: 50 [Pass]
Effective: 48
Result: Meh

Camille practices some moves with the pitchfork! He can now stab like half of the army (the slightly underachieving half)!
Now if only he pointed the pointy end forward.

Camille's combat skill has improved!

[USEC_OFFICER]

Camille reveals the fact that she's been a woman all along! Also practices fighting some more, if that's allowed.