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[My Name is Immaterial]

Go to the airport and look for any families/individuals who seem to be having trouble at customs. Offer them help if they sail with me for a month.

[Ddynamo]

"Advertise" and sell fake products at the airport for monies

[Elephant Parade]

Go to my boats. Drag the lifeboat onto my other boat.

Also, I find it entertaining that you list the boats in my inventory. It looks like I'm carrying them or something.

[Urist Mc Dwarf]

Start hunting for treasure by the river far from the docks.

This will be interesting.

[darkpaladin109]

I like how everyone else ended up with boats and random +2/3's, but I ended up with something that can spawn nazies and the ability to cut thing down to the molecular level. Neatto.
Try to find a train.

[Ozarck]

+2 to schoolgirl eduation? Mastacheese already wins.

...

Ability to instantly shut down a public school? I can limit Mastacheese's victory, and in doing so become the greatest villain ever.

Wait. Waaaaaiiiiit a second ...
Funeral cooking? Hooooookaaaayyyyy.

Contact the offices of theApotolate Vicariate of Phnom Penh. Request assistance, prayer.

[darkpaladin109]

What would you get if you got Dwarf Fortress?
Or Hitler?

[Ozarck]

What would you get if you got Dwarf Fortress?
Or Hitler?

Wut?   

[fractalman]

...say, hypothetically, that someone got dwarf fortress as their wiki entry.

what sort of bonus would they get?

[TCM]

...say, hypothetically, that someone got dwarf fortress as their wiki entry.

what sort of bonus would they get?

+Dwarf.

[darkpaladin109]

What if someone got Hitler for their wiki entry? Or Earth? Or Doom? Or LEGO?
Propably asking too many questions, I guess.

[TCM]

What if someone got Hitler for their wiki entry? Or Earth? Or Doom? Or LEGO?
Propably asking too many questions, I guess.

We would see. The possibility of getting any specific page is so remote, so I wouldn't know.

And fractalman, your abilities are ready.

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fractalman

River City Casino: +2 Gambling.
Aryeh Deri: +2 Politics, is Orthodox Jewish.
Special Women Police Contingent: +2 Female Crime-fighting, is a Woman.
2008 US Open (Darts): +2 Throwing Darts.
Lagonda 16/80: Ownership of a Lagonda 16/80.

Inventory: Lagonda 16/80
Status: Fine

[fractalman]

Everything is a gamble, so doens't that mean I get a +2 to all rolls? *trollface*

Lets see. i'm on a highway, and own a car.  seems logical I'd be IN the car....

If I'm in the car:  Run over anyone stupid enough to remain standing on the highway. ELSE: get off the freeway/highway ASAP and then jog towards location of car.


inb4 "crazy driving woman!", "what kinda cop are you, anyways?"

[TCM]

I should point out something important about NPC behavior that I neglected before:

NPCs will are completely neutral and apathetic to PvP fighting. However, they will start responding to any sort of violence or action that interferes or harms them in any way. So if two players decide to have a gunfight, the NPCs will do nothing except maybe hide. However, if a stray bullet hits an NPC, the NPCs will start reacting to the player at fault, at which time them may run away, scream for help, call the police, attack the player, and so forth. The response of the NPCs to Players varies with each NPC of course; insulting a group of elderly monks will end differently then insulting a gang of disgruntled bikers.

[Elephant Parade]

Does Wikipedia have a ton of articles on boats or what? Seriously.