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[Ozarck]

IN.

[Ddynamo]

I'm in, mate

[Ozarck]

I'm in, mate

you bolded "mate." What do you plan on mating with? e as far away from this action as possible.

[Ddynamo]

I'm in, mate

you bolded "mate." What do you plan on mating with? e as far away from this action as possible.

How the heck did I do that?
Fixed

[Ozarck]

Experience vast amounts of relief.

[Ddynamo]

I'm in, mate

you bolded "mate." What do you plan on mating with? e as far away from this action as possible.

Speaking of typos, "E as far away"?

[Ozarck]

quit making fun of my accent.

[TCM]

Round 1: Eastern Vacation

Location: Rolea B'ier District, Kampong Chhnang Province, Central Cambodia

The Rolea B'ier District is not big by normal standards, but compared to the Boubers-les-Hesmond Commune, it might as well be a sprawling metropolis. It holds a total of 13 communes and 131 villages in its interior, with over 80,000 inhabitants. As these inhabitants went about their usual businesses, eight unique individuals stood in a circle in a wide circle on the National Highway 5 that ran through the district. Each quickly glanced at the others, and instantly set about on the first action of their Battle Royale...

[The Barrier is up for 3 Turns, so everyone must stay inside the borders of the District until it dissipates.
The Kampong Chhnang Airport is accessible, but flying is prohibited until the Barrier is gone.
All Owned Boats are currently at a Dock in the nearby Tonle Sap River.]

Spoiler: My Name is Immaterial (click to show/hide)

My Name is Immaterial

Julia Golding: +3 Writing Victorian Literature.
American Folk Music Revival: +2 American Folk Music.
Avraham Abaas: +3 Aiding Illegal Immigration.
Holly Palmer: +2 90's Pop.
HMAS Barwon (K406): Ownership of the HMAS Barwon (K406) Warship.

Inventory: HMAS Barwon (K406)
Status: Fine

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mastahcheese

Sutton High School (London): +2 Schoolgirl Education.
Montage (software): +3 Managing Screenplays.
Red Guard Party: Leader of the Red Guard Party.
Now That's What I Call Music 42! (U.S. Series): Ability: Force all nearby Musical Devices to play Non-stop Pop.
Shirley Adams: +2 Tending Bullet Wounds & Shoplifting.

Inventory:
Status: Fine

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Elephant Parade

HMS Sturgeon:  Ownership of the HMS Sturgeon.
Tanner Maguire: +3 Christian Acting, is also 15.
Lea Ann Parsley: +3 Skeleton Racing.
The Tour of Life: +3 Abstract Performance.
XP-class lifeboat: Ownership of a XP-class lifeboat.

Inventory: HMS Sturgeon, XP-class lifeboat
Status: Fine

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Playergamer

Onar (rapper): +2 Polish Rap.
Suzani Samarqandi: +2 Needle-Making & Poetry.
General Group Problem Solving (GGPS) Model: +2 Solving Problems among a Group.
Ludwig Martens: +2 Mechanical Engineering.
5D (Fifth Dimension): +1 Metaphysics.

Inventory:
Status: Fine

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darkpaladin109

Closely Watched Trains: +3 Trains, but Interaction with Trains spawns Nazis.
When You Walk in the Room: +2 Seduction to Anyone who is Walking into a Room.
Derbyshire County Cricket Club in 1966: +2 Cricket, also a Member of the Club.
Nanoknife: Ability: Make Precision Cuts down to the Cellular Level.
Out Traveler: Ability: Instantly Teleport to any LGBT Hotspot. (Single-use.)

Inventory:
Status: Fine

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Urist Mc Dwarf

The Sky is Falling (1979 Film): +5 Art when doing Drugs, but has 33% Chance of Instant Mysterious Death.
USS Grolwer (1812 sloop): Ownership of USS Growler.
Winter storm transportation impact: No Weather-based Penalties when Traveling through harsh Winter weather.
South Carolina Army National Guard: +2 Rifles, Pistols and Helicopter Piloting.
Jumpstart Adventures 4th Grade: Sapphire Falls: +2 Treasure Hunting.

Inventory: USS Growler
Status: Fine

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Ozarck

Ikot-Abasi: +3 Anti-Colonialism.
Kurt Couto: +2 Sprinting up to 400 Meters.
Mark Versallion: Ability: Instantly Close a Public School. (3-Turn Cooldown.)
Bishop of Cashel and Waterford: Holds the Title and Powers of a Bishop, Control over Catholic Matters in Cashel and Waterford. Can become a Cardinal.
Arvals: +3 Funeral Cooking.

Inventory:
Status: Fine

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Ddynamo

Emil Kang: +3 Orchestra Conducting.
1956 in the Vietnam War: +2 Guerrilla Tactics.
Akademischer Forstgarten Gießen: +2 Botany.
AirMedia Group, Inc.: +3 Advertising in Airports.
Peter Thornton (MacGyver): Ability: Summon MacGyver (Single-use.)

Inventory:
Status: Fine

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fractalman

River City Casino: +2 Gambling.
Aryeh Deri: +2 Politics, is Orthodox Jewish.
Special Women Police Contingent: +2 Female Crime-fighting, is a Woman.
2008 US Open (Darts): +2 Throwing Darts.
Lagonda 16/80: Ownership of a Lagonda 16/80.

Inventory: Lagonda 16/80
Status: Fine

[My Name is Immaterial]

((Is the HMAS Barwon equipped with the Squid anti-submarine mortars that it was outfitted with after it was decommissioned, and does it have a full complement of sailors under my command?))

[Elephant Parade]

Why are there so many boats?

Also, is the dock within the barrier?

[TCM]

The HMAS has those features, yes. You simply have the boat, getting a crew will be up to you.

There are many boats because Wikipedia decided it was time for boats. The dock, as well as the whole lake, is in the Barrier. The district is about the size of a fairly-large American city.

[Playergamer]

Corner the local polish rap market. Everyone loves polish rap.

[mastahcheese]

Oh sure, everyone gets boats, and I get schoolgirl education and screenplays.

Follow playergamer, use my abilities to change his polish rap to nonstop pop.

[TCM]

Oh sure, everyone gets boats, and I get schoolgirl education and screenplays.

Follow playergamer, use my abilities to change his polish rap to nonstop pop.

The Non-stop Pop Ability only works on Devices, not people. So if he brought out a Boom Box to provide hip hop instrumentation, then you could change that.

It's not all bad, you're also the President of a radical Chinese nationalist party. I'm sure you could start up trouble if it wasn't defunct. Maybe you could find some people to help revive it?

[mastahcheese]

Hmm. Good point.
Although the bonus to tending bullet wounds and shoplifting are actually fairly useful skills.

Find a store that sells speakers, and swipe a few dozen or so of them.