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[NJW2000]

Please explain logic.~

Did you ever try communicating to them with AIs?

[renegadelobster]

Send an autonomous Steve bot. With a built in nuke, just to be safe.

[Dorsidwarf]

Send an autonomous Steve bot. With a built in nuke, just to be safe.

Giving the Spider HMRC nuclear technology sounds like all the war crimes.

[Ozarck]

When are you guys gonna make real contact with the spiders?

This is an interesting suggestion. I've thought about it a time or two. If this were a normal mission, I'd order people to stop opening new universes for a while and explore several of our current ones, including gooverse, fractalverse, spiderverse, cavernverse, and ghostverse at least. Oh and rusty machineverse.

But our priority is a hospitable world, not contact, not science, not curiousity. Our priority is survival.

Dang, though. I just realized that we could have potentially hijacked a couple of those newbie teams and sent them into a couple of these universes for fun and profit.

Hey PW, if you want to reduce your workload a little I have a suggestion.

[Egan_BW]

Gordon Freeman volunteers to be the human ambassador to the Spiderverse.

[Nunzillor]

Moopli, I don't think Pneuma will be able to help with any construction work since she's stuck in the pilot seat.  Want me to give that exoskeleton back?

[Kedly]

I repeat, the first human to go to the spiderverse is 99.99999999999999~% likely to die a horrible death. This is a death percentage that would make even Dev wet himself (with fear, not enjoyment)

Also, yeah. I wanted to set up contact with the aliens of the fractal-verse, but given how every extra turn it takes for us to find a new home increases our likelihood of failure by 5x, we need to focus on a habitable universe period.

[piecewise]

When are you guys gonna make real contact with the spiders?

This is an interesting suggestion. I've thought about it a time or two. If this were a normal mission, I'd order people to stop opening new universes for a while and explore several of our current ones, including gooverse, fractalverse, spiderverse, cavernverse, and ghostverse at least. Oh and rusty machineverse.

But our priority is a hospitable world, not contact, not science, not curiousity. Our priority is survival.

Dang, though. I just realized that we could have potentially hijacked a couple of those newbie teams and sent them into a couple of these universes for fun and profit.

Hey PW, if you want to reduce your workload a little I have a suggestion.

What would that be?

[spazyak]

Hey, what would the sound a bird wing hitting the front of mcp1 be? Because that just played over all channels on mission 27 radio

[Egan_BW]

going by current information, robobodies with white masks would be spider-safe.

[Kedly]

As long as there is no biological basis, yeah, that should work. We don't know how the masks react to dimension hopping though

[Gentlefish]

Why aren't more people talking about that pancaek's ID? The thing is a fucking powerhouse of awesome.

[Devastator]

I repeat, the first human to go to the spiderverse is 99.99999999999999~% likely to die a horrible death. This is a death percentage that would make even Dev wet himself (with fear, not enjoyment)

As if.  A lot less scary than having to read the ER wiki, or outfit a character.

[piecewise]

Hey, what would the sound a bird wing hitting the front of mcp1 be? Because that just played over all channels on mission 27 radio

FUMP

Why aren't more people talking about that pancaek's ID? The thing is a fucking powerhouse of awesome.

I assume because many people aren't watching all the threads. Or just aren't as enthused.

[Xantalos]

I know it's because I wasn't watching all the threads. If I weren't spending all my tokens differently I'd most certainly buy one. It'd be useful for me. Also hilarious to see what Xan's subconscious would manifest as.