So, does anyone know if there are any normal humans that can be experimented on in either the ship or on Hep? I have been contemplating attempting to resurrect the crystal race using the crystalline projector but I would need some victims expendable test subjects and don't really know where I could get them.
Abigail has deficiencies not a healthy or valid test subject!
abigail is perfect test subject.
correct her deficiencies with science.
Terrible lungs vitamin deficency trauma malnourished Foreign material in skin!
science each one. individually.
Then science them all at the same time.
"Mmmph?"
"Oh, hey there sleepyhead, you awake? Well, we have good news and some bad news for you."
Abagail sleepily looks around the room with heavy eyes and a confused expression, at least, you assume so, her face is mostly covered up with duct tape.
"Good news is, Your breathing is better than ever, you're the peak of vitamin-based health, you're mentally stable, and totally free of any foreign objects in your body!"
She seems to be waking up more, now she's staring at you with a confused expression.
"Bad news is, you will only be able to eat nutrient rich sludge, since we removed your stomach, in order to get you mentally stable we had to remove most of your memories from childhood onwards, those foreign objects haven't been taken
away, exactly, they've been absorbed into your body, and we kinda got into the swing of things when fixing your breathing problems and may or may not have added a third lung and second heart, annoyingly there wasn't much space so we had to make some, that's why you don't have a stomach anymore, by the way."
You give a small laugh and stand up, ignoring your patient's horrified expression, and walk out of the room, forgetting to remove her restraints.
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