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[AbstractTraitorHero]

When I get back on ship I'm going to take your limbs and impale them through your torso, stitching them to your internal organs in such a way that any significant movement will cause them to burst, ensuring a long painful death.

have fun with her screaming bloody murder and probably overloading the mass murder amp.
Are you on a mission currently?

[renegadelobster]

He is currently in the process of removing Anthony's limbs because of a little bit of harmless teammate stabbing. I'm fairly certain the medic should be helping the guy currently bleeding out from a hole in his sternum instead of removing the stabbers arms 

[Xantalos]

Gotta decrease work for myself. Stabbed dude won't bleed out in one turn, and stab dude will create more work for me if I don't halt him.

But bring shipping into ER and I will visit horrors upon you such as you have never seen.

Which means prepare your body because Xanta Claws is coming for your bleedy bits.

[Parisbre56]

About surviving gibbing: I believe that is governed by the Fate stat, not Mind.

About shipping: http://youtu.be/D-mC_lcQipI

[NJW2000]

It's not really shipping unless you write it, you know.

Whiiiiiich reminds me, I may need a quick writing excercise to get the juices flowing for a new RTD, any combinations anyone wants to see horribly done in paragraph form?

[Comrade P.]

Which means prepare your body because Xanta Claws is coming for your bleedy bits.

I'm sigging this.

[Xantalos]

It's not really shipping unless you write it, you know.

No, that's proper shipping. I've done Xan/Doc fics in my time.

What I can't stand is the asinine non-speculation list making version of shipping that isn't even thinking about how the two chosen characters would work together in a relationship instead just putting the two names with an x in between them it reeks of no thought and it causes my mind to go into conniptions I nearly went nuts when it became a tumorous infestation in a game I didn't even play in if it becomes endemic in ER I might literally strangle a bird that lives outside my window and eat it

Sorry, I like people putting effort into their relationship speculations.

[NJW2000]

Fair enough. Funny how nobody's mentioned the doc or AM, though.

[Execute/Dumbo.exe]

It's not really shipping unless you write it, you know.

No, that's proper shipping. I've done Xan/Doc fics in my time.

What I can't stand is the asinine non-speculation list making version of shipping that isn't even thinking about how the two chosen characters would work together in a relationship instead just putting the two names with an x in between them it reeks of no thought and it causes my mind to go into conniptions I nearly went nuts when it became a tumorous infestation in a game I didn't even play in if it becomes endemic in ER I might literally strangle a bird that lives outside my window and eat it

Sorry, I like people putting effort into their relationship speculations.

...
_{Xanessa X Steve}

[Empiricist]

It's not really shipping unless you write it, you know.

if it becomes endemic in ER I might literally strangle a bird that lives outside my window and eat it

So, anyone feeling like writing a slashfic between Xantalo's digestive system and the bird that lives outside his window?

[Corsair]

It's not really shipping unless you write it, you know.

if it becomes endemic in ER I might literally strangle a bird that lives outside my window and eat it

So, anyone feeling like writing a slashfic between Xantalo's digestive system and the bird that lives outside his window?

No! that is just insane enough to tempt someone into doing it!

[TheBiggerFish]

Geez guys, don't make me start a sig thread post...

E:Oh, come on, ninja'd by an edit.

E2:E ;P

[NJW2000]

It's not really shipping unless you write it, you know.

if it becomes endemic in ER I might literally strangle a bird that lives outside my window and eat it

So, anyone feeling like writing a slashfic between Xantalo's digestive system and the bird that lives outside his window?

No! that is just insane enough to tempt someone into doing it!

And this is why we save stuff on pastebin, boys and girls

[Ozarck]

It's not really shipping unless you write it, you know.

No, that's proper shipping. I've done Xan/Doc fics in my time.

What I can't stand is the asinine non-speculation list making version of shipping that isn't even thinking about how the two chosen characters would work together in a relationship instead just putting the two names with an x in between them it reeks of no thought and it causes my mind to go into conniptions I nearly went nuts when it became a tumorous infestation in a game I didn't even play in if it becomes endemic in ER I might literally strangle a bird that lives outside my window and eat it

Sorry, I like people putting effort into their relationship speculations.

...
_{Xanessa X Steve}

Amateur.

Xanessa x Burrito Bison.

It practically writes itself. I'll write it up if I get enough votes, and I know next to nothing about the bison, so this will be fun(ny).

[Nikitian]

Let's see...

Vanessa x Manuel
One is a medic that collects limbs, another is a limb of a medic that broke limbs.
She was created in the infirmary by adding innumerable cybernetic limbs and shedding the fleshy outside, he was created in the R&D department by his owner shedding a fleshy limb and attaching cybernetic insides.
She is driven by a single goal in mind, his mind is almost big enough for a single goal.
She is a new iteration of most-times-died character, he is a former part of a closest-to-immortal character.
Her other selves are dead. His original self is dead.
She strives for immortality. His flesh is the key to practical immortality technology.
She is a he, secretly. He is an it, obviously.
And they both dream of the Doctor restoring them to their previous selves.

A match made in heaven, I say.