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[piecewise]

Wow, I'm surprised that woman didn't point out how the plane parts landed on reunion island and said something like 'Oh this means that everyone on that plane had reunited with god'.
It was really a lost opportunity there.
_{PW I beg of you if any more conspiracy theories pop up like this one please make another compilation video.}
Edit: Speaking of, PW, how could you have not noticed that name? Br. Guy Consolmagno? Guy Consulter?

I didn't really pay attention to his name other than to search for the quotes they keep using. He is a real person and he does talk about aliens, but everything I've found is much more level headed then the stuff they post, meaning they're probably either misquoting or quoting out of context OR straight up lying.

[Xantalos]

Retake control of my body?

Heh, I remember when I held hope that I had any measure of control in these scenarios.

[Nikitian]

I'm three minutes into the video, and it already hinted that the Apocalypse would be Einsteinian Roulette-related! 

[Execute/Dumbo.exe]

I'm three minutes into the video, and it already hinted that the Apocalypse would be Einsteinian Roulette-related! 

So far my favourite part is the 'unconfirmed claims here' guy.
Edit: Ohhh looks like a contender has come in in the form of that old dude who sounds like he doesn't have dentures!

[Wolfkit]

I got about half an hour into the video and... I can't. I just can't. If I watch anymore I think my brain will evolve a switchblade and cut out my eyes and ears to isolate itself from the stupid.

[Execute/Dumbo.exe]

I got about half an hour into the video and... I can't. I just can't. If I watch anymore I think my brain will evolve a switchblade and cut out my eyes and ears to isolate itself from the stupid.

You can do this, man.
If only for seeing just how much worse it gets.
Edit: Hey PW, what movie was that Lego portal scene from?

[Pancaek]

god damn it pw, the HONK version of cruel angel's thesis came out of nowhere and made me spit out my drink.

[piecewise]

I got about half an hour into the video and... I can't. I just can't. If I watch anymore I think my brain will evolve a switchblade and cut out my eyes and ears to isolate itself from the stupid.

You can do this, man.
If only for seeing just how much worse it gets.
Edit: Hey PW, what movie was that Lego portal scene from?

What video or what is the orginal source? The original Source is a "Lego Dimensions" ad.

It was used as part of a 2 and a half hour long video, which was part of the same video that the frankenstien falling onto a train part was from.


A lot of this is extremely edited because a lot of it is dead air pauses and extended screaming about jesus.

[piecewise]

god damn it pw, the HONK version of cruel angel's thesis came out of nowhere and made me spit out my drink.

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Have you gotten to the kazoo apocalypse?

[Pancaek]

Have you gotten to the kazoo apocalypse?

I have, though I was lucky enough that I had finished my drink by then. I didn't really recognize the tune though, what was it from? When I read Kazoo Apocalypse in the description I was half expecting that one track from GiTS:SAC.

Also loved that guy a bit further in: "I am friends with one of the engineers of the SR-71, and he confirmed that it flew around the moon!" I mean, I love the blackbird as much as the next guy, but that's just...wow.

[piecewise]

Have you gotten to the kazoo apocalypse?

I have, though I was lucky enough that I had finished my drink by then. I didn't really recognize the tune though, what was it from? When I read Kazoo Apocalypse in the description I was half expecting that one track from GiTS:SAC.

Also loved that guy a bit further in: "I am friends with one of the engineers of the SR-71, and he confirmed that it flew around the moon!" I mean, I love the blackbird as much as the next guy, but that's just...wow.

It's a compilation (or hellmash, more like it) of songs from the newest yoshi's island, which had a soundtrack of nightmarish kazoos.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qnUQs9N3YGE


And there's a reason that video segment is called "6 minutes of condensed dementia"

It was like word salad made up entirely of conspiracy theories.

[Egan_BW]

... Am I really gonna watch three hours of that? Maybe.

[piecewise]

... Am I really gonna watch three hours of that? Maybe.

Thats why I gave you a bunch of annotations to skip around with.

[Dutrius]

Help! My brain melted in the first few minutes and I can't stop watching it!

[Egan_BW]

Suffer not the xenos to live!