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[Comrade P.]

D'awwww. It's kind of strange how the asexual - and currently comatose - robo-lady has two men vying for her attention.

I feel like HMRC and ARM flunked their sex ed very hard.

[Execute/Dumbo.exe]

D'awwww. It's kind of strange how the asexual - and currently comatose - robo-lady has two men vying for her attention.

I feel like HMRC and ARM flunked their sex ed very hard.

They rolled a one on their 'resist becoming a hopeless romantic' roll, alright? Being stuck on a convict ship constantly killing for a bloody revolution headed by a gaint AI constructed out of former human brains starts to make you vie for attention, no matter the source.
Plus 'dey want 'dat robo coochie.

[Empiricist]

I really hope that Radio Controlled ends up as the one who solves the cipher and just gets a modified Avatar of War designed to give piggy backs to his pre-existing Avatar of War.

[Devastator]

I'm tempted to try for it, but I'm no cryptographer, and I wouldn't know how the prize would work anyway.

..although, there is one thing I want to try myself..

[Empiricist]

I wouldn't know how the prize would work anyway.

Obviously your imprisoned traitor will somehow end up in a full Avatar of War without even leaving his cell, rampage across Hephaestus, and kill everyone, thereby freeing Piecewise of the armor thickness tests

[Nikitian]

I wouldn't know how the prize would work anyway.

Obviously your imprisoned traitor will somehow end up in a full Avatar of War without even leaving his cell, rampage across Hephaestus, and kill everyone, thereby freeing Piecewise of the armor thickness tests

Except for the single rightly absent Administrator, who will then return and restore order to the irradiated wasteland of Hephaestus base, renewing the armor testing once again and bringing the fight back to the rampaging darkness...

Lord of the Avatars: Return of the Science Administrator
Coming this fall.

[Ozarck]

What is this cipher of which you speak? Think I figured it out.

Not the solution ... just , where the cipher is.

[Yoink]

If I somehow manage to crack the cipher, I'm totally donating my prize to Devastator.
Unfortunately I know very little about ciphers, so this is highly unlikely.

[Ozarck]

Just wanted to point this out:

Spoiler: Mission 21 drop (click to show/hide)

The shuttle off from this sister ship is different then what you're used to, smaller and clearly newer in design then the surplus military dropships the sword uses. The interior actually has padding! As though they want to preserve the lives of the people on board, rather then leveraging the cost of a few feet of foam against the value of a few lives and finding the former too expensive. The basic design, however, is effectively unchanged and the 5 point harnesses and bucket seats are comfortably familiar.

Spoiler: Mission 23 predrop (click to show/hide)

>Ok then. Now, normally we'd send you down on a shuttle as per usual but we don't exactly want to have to deal with the paperwork. So you'll be going a slightly less conventional way, namely, we're sending you through the mail. Specifically, we've appropriated a freight ship and we're gonna stick you in a container; with any luck you'll make it through customs and the Sons will pick you up from there. So if you're ready, get dress in one of our complementary space suits and get in the storage container over there. Your weapons and gear will be coming down in another box, so that if you get caught you'll be charged with nothing more then stowing away, a relatively minor offense compared to the execute on site offense of running guns and other illegal rebellion related goods. If anyone asks, you're just poor migrants who wanted to get to the hustling bustling land of opportunity. I'm sure they'll find you a nice sweatshop to work in and we can take it from there.

"Wait ... they get padding?"

"Well, yeah, but we've got padding too."

"Get your damned elbow out of my boob!"

"who's hand is that? Omigod, who's hand is that!?"

[Twinwolf]

...Petra would not react well to getting groped.

[Egan_BW]

Don't worry, Manuel is riding in the other container. 

[Ozarck]

"Alright ... Vincent, Petra, Gus and Jesse breathe out. everyone else breathe in.

...

Now, switch."

[piecewise]

The black die rolled a lot this turn.

[Hapah]

Oh god.

[Egan_BW]

Wait fuck which turn.