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[Ozarck]

Enter vr, spawn pimpcane. Check following

-Does it use exo rolls for all attacks?
-Can I split it into two sharp discs and attack an enemy with them by making them do strafing runs?
-Can you will it into a spike, make it impale the enemy and then rip apart into many smaller spikes?
-Can I turn it into a blob small enough to fit inside my gut of holding?
-Can I turn it into a pimpin hat?

You could come to the armory instead and watch the show. Dester is gonna be doing basically the same thing here in a minute, only live. Probably not going to try to stick it in his own gut though.

Ozarck... toaster is the one who discovered all the names on that page. He's only one discovering them at all in fact.

If hes asking for ALL the names because he doesnt have OOC knowledge of the other gods, its because they havent been named yet.

Th...that's ...what? Damn. Now I feel dumb.

Sorry Toaster, It's my first day.

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A situation many new (and sometimes veteran) player characters tend to find themselves in...

You'll give away my secrets! (I actually used to use this at a job I was at for almost a year. It was funny when it worked. But, that's turnover for you - nobody knows anybody.)

[NJW2000]

Hephaestus is our friend, right?

I read the wiki page, and very much dislike the Hephaestus holding cells design, far too secure, is there any chance I could ask them if I can help improve them once I get back from the current mission?

[Radio Controlled]

Soooooo how's Gyromitra doing? Any chance we see debrief to M20 anytime?

If you want, we can just skip to the end. At this point you're all about 1 good aux roll from done.

Eh, I guess we might as well play it out, though I can feel in my bones that'll just mean we get a roll of [AUX:1] and plummet to our deaths yet. So, maybe just finish the description of the engine fixing and 'daring escape', and we'll call it a day?


I'm playing some door kickers lately. If anyone would like me to name a SWAT officer to them, gimme a name, last name (optional, but preferred), callsign, and what your favorite class is. We have pointman (pistols), breachers (shotguns), assaulter (smg and the like), shield (shield+pistol) and stealth.

[Comrade P.]

I'm playing some door kickers lately. If anyone would like me to name a SWAT officer to them, gimme a name, last name (optional, but preferred), callsign, and what your favorite class is. We have pointman (pistols), breachers (shotguns), assaulter (smg and the like), shield (shield+pistol) and stealth.

Igor Stepnin, "Oak", breacher
(I hope that's good enough)

Also, more details on what exactly is door kickers, please.

[spazyak]

I'm playing some door kickers lately. If anyone would like me to name a SWAT officer to them, gimme a name, last name (optional, but preferred), callsign, and what your favorite class is. We have pointman (pistols), breachers (shotguns), assaulter (smg and the like), shield (shield+pistol) and stealth.

Igor Stepnin, "Oak", breacher
(I hope that's good enough)

Also, more details on what exactly is door kickers, please.

door kickers is a swat tactics game.

[Hapah]

Soooooo how's Gyromitra doing? Any chance we see debrief to M20 anytime?

If you want, we can just skip to the end. At this point you're all about 1 good aux roll from done.

Either way works.

[Radio Controlled]

I'm playing some door kickers lately. If anyone would like me to name a SWAT officer to them, gimme a name, last name (optional, but preferred), callsign, and what your favorite class is. We have pointman (pistols), breachers (shotguns), assaulter (smg and the like), shield (shield+pistol) and stealth.

Igor Stepnin, "Oak", breacher
(I hope that's good enough)

Also, more details on what exactly is door kickers, please.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jMo3ja0n8fo

Imagine you're looking at your SWAT dudes from above, and have to give them orders like "Go there, breach that door, cover that angle, secure that suspect". They do the shooting themselves.

EDIT: On his first mission, Oak proceeds to shotgun a whole bunch of bad guys right in the face while covering a door. This covers Pancaek, who can now set up a way further behind a corner and snipe the entrenched dudes (in the head, presumably). The hostages are saved!

[Comrade P.]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jMo3ja0n8fo

Imagine you're looking at your SWAT dudes from above, and have to give them orders like "Go there, breach that door, cover that angle, secure that suspect". They do the shooting themselves.

Neat. Looks like a good game to play. Too bad I'm busy running through three episodes of Tales from the Borderlands. For the third time. Goddamit I love Tales from the Borderlands.

[spazyak]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jMo3ja0n8fo

Imagine you're looking at your SWAT dudes from above, and have to give them orders like "Go there, breach that door, cover that angle, secure that suspect". They do the shooting themselves.

Neat. Looks like a good game to play. Too bad I'm busy running through three episodes of Tales from the Borderlands. For the third time. Goddamit I love Tales from the Borderlands.

episode 3 is out! I know where I need to be! Bye people! My people need me!

[AkumaKasai]

In the Hephaestus OOC thread there was a discussion about a shark must vat capable of generating new limbs, and Dester was considering trying to buy it with a partner/partners. Spazyak and I both said we'd consider investing in one. So, who is anyone else interested?

[Twinwolf]

In the Hephaestus OOC thread there was a discussion about a shark must vat capable of generating new limbs, and Dester was considering trying to buy it with a partner/partners. Spazyak and I both said we'd consider investing in one. So, who is anyone else interested?

1. Cost?
2. What kinds of limbs? Normal, or different somehow?

[AkumaKasai]

In the Hephaestus OOC thread there was a discussion about a shark must vat capable of generating new limbs, and Dester was considering trying to buy it with a partner/partners. Spazyak and I both said we'd consider investing in one. So, who is anyone else interested?

1. Cost?
2. What kinds of limbs? Normal, or different somehow?

1: A total of ten tokens. It's currently unresolved how much each person will pay, but I'll probably pay the most, since I have the most tokens. So far we have three people who plan on contributing.
2: Normal human ones.

[spazyak]

In the Hephaestus OOC thread there was a discussion about a shark must vat capable of generating new limbs, and Dester was considering trying to buy it with a partner/partners. Spazyak and I both said we'd consider investing in one. So, who is anyone else interested?

1. Cost?
2. What kinds of limbs? Normal, or different somehow?

1: A total of ten tokens. It's currently unresolved how much each person will pay, but I'll probably pay the most, since I have the most tokens. So far we have three people who plan on contributing.
2: Normal human ones.

I will invest my time and mind into working on it. and my character is sane now, he took his medication!

[AkumaKasai]

In the Hephaestus OOC thread there was a discussion about a shark must vat capable of generating new limbs, and Dester was considering trying to buy it with a partner/partners. Spazyak and I both said we'd consider investing in one. So, who is anyone else interested?

1. Cost?
2. What kinds of limbs? Normal, or different somehow?

1: A total of ten tokens. It's currently unresolved how much each person will pay, but I'll probably pay the most, since I have the most tokens. So far we have three people who plan on contributing.
2: Normal human ones.

I will invest my time and mind into working on it. and my character is sane now, he took his medication!

You can get limbs from it, but I don't think that we're going to want to let you modify it. You might break it, and Deston has reason not to trust you to not steal it.

[spazyak]

No, I will work on building the equipment, I have medical skill and building skill. Also, Deston kinda made my character get medicine and take it. No more insanity.