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13:30 <tryrar>: oh god, the ooc thread has been hijacked by pimp canes
13:30 <renegade>: Ayup
13:31 <renegade>: Pimp cane. The official weapon of the ARM.
13:31 <tryrar>: ore electrolaser pimp slap. That works to
13:32 <Empircist>: It actually would work quite well for those glove-like weapons since changing them into a rod-like form means that they can be converted into a turret if need be.
13:32 <tryrar>: looks like I'll need to stock up on gold teeth
13:34 <renegade>: And gold chains. And massive quantities of velvet.
13:35 <Empircist>: So, any volunteers for modifying Miya's cloak and armor into suitable pimp-wear?
13:35 <Caellath>: "Doc is: Pimp Master Supreme."
13:35 <Empircist>: All flesh is his bitch.
13:35 <tryrar>: my god. What moster have we wrought?
13:35 <Caellath>: Reality is his hoe.
13:42 <renegade>: So what does that make Steve? Seeing as how we all do his bidding.
13:44 <Empircist>: The Metapimp - His hoes are other pimps
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13:45 <Pimpcane>: Sup folks
13:45 <Pimpcane>: Bet you can't guess who I am.
13:45 <renegade>: 'Ello
13:46 <tryrar>: hiho
13:46 tryrar f
13:47 tryrar is laughing hysterically
13:47 <Pimpcane>: ?
13:47 <Empircist>: All glory to Pimpwise!
13:48 <Pimpcane>: Damn, should have gone with that instead. Could have messed with Piecewise if he was here. Because I'm not piecewise.
13:48 *** Empircist is now known as Pimpiricist
13:49 <Pimpcane>: Heh. This is going to be a thing.
13:49 <Pimpiricist>: Yep.
13:50 <Caellath>: ARM's hymn: "They see me rollin', they hatin'."
13:51 <Pimpcane>: Get us an ARSC, drop it down, and put hydraulics on it or something.
13:51 <Pimpcane>: And spinners.
13:51 <renegade>: Neon lights
13:51 <Caellath>: And a pimpin sound system so we can perform drive-bys on them UWM foos.
13:51 <Pimpcane>: And fur interior. And fuzzy dice.
13:52 <Pimpcane>: We need fuzzy dice
13:52 <Pimpcane>: The pimp cane drone system should have fuzzy dice drones.
13:52 <Caellath>: And velvet hats with peacock feathers.
13:52 <Pimpcane>: And coats.
13:52 tryrar imagines piecewise walking into this discussion, then walking right back out with a "Nope!"
13:53 <Pimpcane>: Giant fur coats that are so thick they protect against gauss, lasers, and kin amps. And work as defensive automanipulators.
13:53 <Pimpiricist>: We'll need to rename the ship to "Cane of Paracelsus"
13:54 <Pimpcane>: Nah, Cane of Pimpacelsus.
13:54 <Pimpcane>: Get Steve all decked out
13:54 <renegade>: The drone pallet drones outfitted in fur hats with feathers, neon running lights, and a bitchin' sound system
13:55 <Pimpcane>: Although I'm afraid what would happen if Milno got a hat and one of the coats. Would that make Thad his bottom bitch?
13:55 <Pimpcane>: Also, drone pallet drones with pimp cane control system.
13:55 <renegade>: ...no? Ulrich I think. He's the newest to Joker team
13:56 <Pimpcane>: Could have sworn the bottom bitch was slang for the most trusted "professional"
13:56 <renegade>: Haven't the slightest clue. Might look that up really quick
13:58 <renegade>: Huh. You were right. Never mind then
13:58 <Pimpiricist>: So Skylar would be his bottom bitch then?
13:59 <renegade>: Yes. I think
13:59 <Caellath>: Oh my
13:59 <renegade>: Pretty sure Milno wants to remove one of Thaddeus' arms right now as "payment"
14:00 <renegade>: So probably ranking fairly low right now
14:01 <Pimpiricist>: So what would the AM be then?
14:02 <Pimpiricist>: It'd be weird for her hoes to be the inanimate contents of the armory.
14:02 <Pimpcane>: An incredibly beatiful and unique woman who won't be objectified because she could kill you?
14:02 <Pimpcane>: Or rip your genitals off.
14:02 <Pimpcane>: Or both.
14:03 <Pimpiricist>: How is being a pimp objectification?
14:03 <Pimpcane>: Oh, I thought you were referring to how she would rank on Milno's bitch ladder.
14:03 <Pimpiricist>: I would've thought Milno would be on her bitch ladder all things considered.
14:03 <Pimpcane>: True.
14:04 <Pimpcane>: Milno is her bottom bitch. So would she be Steve's bottom bitch, or would that be the doctor? Or Miya?
14:04 <renegade>: I think they all share that position
14:04 <Pimpiricist>: Where would Nyars fit in?
14:05 <Pimpiricist>: And Doctor Clark?
14:05 <renegade>: Specialist hoes?
14:05 <renegade>: You need something weird? Go to them
14:06 <Pimpcane>: What if a robot hooker came out of one of the new Nyartifact boxes?
14:06 <Pimpiricist>: I wish I knew enough Strawberry Prolog to represent this hierarchy.
14:07 <renegade>: And then it bitch slapped whoever opened the box?
14:07 <Pimpiricist>: Pimpcane: Depends on what OS it runs.
14:08 <Pimpcane>: All the OS. It has tons of options. And a shoulder mounted pimpcane cannon. Shoots pimp canes.
14:09 <renegade>: That bitch slap some one with a Red Hand
14:09 <Pimpcane>: I wonder if I could convince PW to add pimp cane to the types of objects his Nyartifact generator could produce.
14:10 <Pimpcane>: It already has giant radioactive penis, I feel pimp cane would be a reasonable inclusion.
14:10 <renegade>: True, true
14:11 <Pimpiricist>: Wait, is Jason The Host's bitch? Or is The Host Jason's bitch?
14:11 <Pimpcane>: That's a good question. I dunno.
14:12 <Pimpcane>: The host makes him do stuff for points, then he makes the host do stuff by using charges. I guess it switches back and forth?
14:12 <Pimpcane>: I wonder if the Shackle has a pimp slap input.
14:13 <renegade>: We need PW in here. This is some important world building stuff going on
14:13 <Pimpcane>: srsly
14:14 <Pimpcane>: Somebody should go to the TV in the Rec Room and search for a documentary on Pimp Canes. After Jason watches DMR, of course.
14:15 <renegade>: Why don't we just have two tvs put into the wrec room?
14:15 <Pimpiricist>: NAV(?), you sure that someone with -2 Fate doing that is the best idea?
14:15 <Pimpiricist>: Oh wait, you aren't Nav. Darn there goes my guess.
14:16 <Pimpcane>: Nope.
14:16 <Pimpcane>: Dubley should still do it, though. It'll be hilarious.
14:17 <renegade>: I think it's beirus
14:18 <Pimpcane>: Yep.
14:19 <renegade>: YAY!
14:19 <Pimpcane>: Wish Piecewise were here. Could try to ask for an Olympian suit again. And then make it into an O-pimp-ian suit.
14:22 <Pimpcane>: Hrm...I'm still on the fence about joining the everyone else mission or not.
14:26 <renegade>: Dooo eettt
14:29 <Pimpiricist>: Should be fine, I mean, it isn't like Piecewise is going to kill off half the PCs in one mission.
14:30 <Pimpiricist>: Oh wait.
14:30 <renegade>: Heh
14:31 <Pimpiricist>: Still, I would have thought he would've selectively targeted Tinkerers first before going for indiscriminate murder.
14:34 <Pimpcane>: Should give all the tinkerers those tinkering laptops so they can go into Tinker on the mission one at a time whenever we need a distraction. Then PW will kill them individually while the rest of us run away.
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14:46 <renegade>: Sounds like a good escape plan.
14:50 <Pimpcane>: I occasionally have decent ideas.
14:50 <tryrar>: you know, this everyone else mission has the feel of the setup for mission 7. you know, Timmy's Snowglobe?
14:50 <Pimpcane>: And now I'm staying on-ship.
14:51 <renegade>: Heh.
14:51 <Pimpcane>: Maybe try to summon the ship or something. And then poke it under the shroud.
14:51 <Pimpcane>: Sheep* not ship.
14:52 <tryrar>: Remind me again, how many people we actually ambulatory at the end of that mission?
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14:52 <renegade>: How high is your willpower again?
14:53 <Pimpcane>: Do you count it as ambulatory if they could be made to walk after somebody ties strings to their limbs and used them like a marionette?
14:53 <tryrar>: not high enough for THAT
14:53 <Pimpcane>: Nope.
14:53 <Pimpcane>: But I have +1 Fate. I could get lucky.
14:53 <Pimpcane>: And +2 intuition. Intuit how best to poke the Sheep.
14:53 <tryrar>: It'd be fun to watch your head explode like a grenade
14:53 <Pimpcane>: That almost happened on M18.
14:54 <tryrar>: I remember that
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