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[Wolfkit]

Post perplexicon-tech apocalypse +1

[piecewise]

Probably should have done this in the first place

http://strawpoll.me/3531642

[Parisbre56]

Fuck it.

You detonate the claymores on your outer layer of armor and then gather up the corpses and pinch their heads off.  You then proceed to wander around the base, alternating between screaming about how you're gonna blow the place up and making jokes about "Bringing out your heads" and "Getting head".

You gather up the heads of as many corpses as you can, picking dozens from the bodies laying around, till you've got a bulging sack of what must be 50 to 60 severed heads.

You notice a lot more people starting to run now.

Oh dear. That overshoot...
At least I saved some of them?

Er. And here I'd go with "Urban Dungeon crawling with aspects of Judge Dredd and Silent hill".

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[Nikitian]

Now, Piecewise, you added the third option just to mess with us further, right?

[Dorsidwarf]

Did the guy who took that really powerful potion I was talking about just stop posting or is he just not doing anything with it? Because It's got a short timer.

I can't really do anything with it, because even so much as trying to hug someone got me the Oh Shit Son Hell No alarm.

China-9 didn't get that.
Uploading the sound virus to Steve didn't get that.
That thing where you misinterpreted a poorly stated amp use and Ice-9 nearly wiped everyone out didn't get that.

So yeah, pretty limited. At the moment I'm trying to beg a gun off somebody to see what touching it with my fists if power, since my inventory right now is "underwear".

Been ignored roundly in favor of staring at doors waiting for people who aren't going back/solving whatever the hell this puzzle is.

[Xantalos]

I could poke you maybe, if I - actually no wait, I haven't sent relevant info back to my copy on Heph yet, so no. Sorry breh.

[Dorsidwarf]

Whilst that sound really fun, I'm forced to point out that it would probbably end in disaster, and result in RC personally dumping your backup into a sun.

[Nikitian]

Naaah! What's the worst that could happen?
Seriously though, of us all you Xan are in the least risk long-term. You have a freakin' character resupply!
Whatever that important information is, you can always ask it just as fine again once you wake up - if you have to wake up yet another copy, because this one is very likely to live, I guess.

[Harry Baldman]

I can't really do anything with it, because even so much as trying to hug someone got me the Oh Shit Son Hell No alarm.

China-9 didn't get that.
Uploading the sound virus to Steve didn't get that.
That thing where you misinterpreted a poorly stated amp use and Ice-9 nearly wiped everyone out didn't get that.

So yeah, pretty limited. At the moment I'm trying to beg a gun off somebody to see what touching it with my fists if power, since my inventory right now is "underwear".

Been ignored roundly in favor of staring at doors waiting for people who aren't going back/solving whatever the hell this puzzle is.

That alarm, I think, was because the person you were trying to hug was the guy with the crazy alien electricity arms.

[Dorsidwarf]

Hrm, maybe. Still in the market for a five-minute gun loan, as high a calibre as possible.

[syvarris]

Aww, Silent hill is winning.  ;-;

@Dorsi

...Why must it be high caliber?  You're more likely to get one of the relatively low caliber weapons, since people tend to value bigger guns more.

[Unholy_Pariah]

Id consider passing you a holo-knife, but i ant giving you a gun.

[piecewise]

Did the guy who took that really powerful potion I was talking about just stop posting or is he just not doing anything with it? Because It's got a short timer.

I can't really do anything with it, because even so much as trying to hug someone got me the Oh Shit Son Hell No alarm.

China-9 didn't get that.
Uploading the sound virus to Steve didn't get that.
That thing where you misinterpreted a poorly stated amp use and Ice-9 nearly wiped everyone out didn't get that.

So yeah, pretty limited. At the moment I'm trying to beg a gun off somebody to see what touching it with my fists if power, since my inventory right now is "underwear".

Been ignored roundly in favor of staring at doors waiting for people who aren't going back/solving whatever the hell this puzzle is.

Thats because the guy you were trying to hug had super fucked up multi-dimensional arms that would have detonated you.

You've got like two or three turns left. That potion lets you go anywhere. ANYWHERE. In the universe.

[renegadelobster]

@Dorisdwarf  Hey, I've got something I need to get out of a lockbox and seem to of forgotten my keys. Wanna come and help?

[Empiricist]

Quick! Tell him The Coordinates!