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[Radio Controlled]

((I think I'm the only Diplo team member with a killcount of zero))

And I'm currently auto-ing Lyra.

Time to go fix that! Now where are those civilians...

Wanton genocide of vastly inferior foes, and therefore the only mission we can accomplish without half the team ending up in medbay with replacement limbs.

Hey now, we worked for it! We had to sit stil and be nice for quite a while before we could start breaking things. And that's usually the hardest part for us.

[IronyOwl]

Oh, good point. Congratulations on not shooting anybody in the face before you were supposed to, that's... probably a record or pretty close to it.

[Empiricist]

But yes, I should dive back in at some point. Some point soon, so I'm as prepared as possible for when the universe is eaten by writhing alien gods, I'm guessing. Anybody got a summary of... pretty much everything on and concurrent with the current missions?
_{And yes I realize this excuse might work better if I apparently didn't have the free time to draw a hairless albino horse}

Also, Jim's dead. Perma-dead, since SC decided to leave.

[Radio Controlled]

But yes, I should dive back in at some point. Some point soon, so I'm as prepared as possible for when the universe is eaten by writhing alien gods, I'm guessing. Anybody got a summary of... pretty much everything on and concurrent with the current missions?
_{And yes I realize this excuse might work better if I apparently didn't have the free time to draw a hairless albino horse}

Also, Jim's dead. Perma-dead, since SC decided to leave.

But don't worry, Steve's gonna hack apart his brain and do weird and possibly immoral SCIENCE on it, so all well ends well. Kinda?

By the way, you didn't get a potion. Maybe pw will still let you have one? They've been pretty hilarious so far.

[Dorsidwarf]

We could use his brain as the new Sod template for those skills?

[Empiricist]

I say we take some his body and put it into the pill machine with a bit of Mesk's flesh to hopefully create a pill of repeated spine damage.

[Xantalos]

We could use his brain as the new Sod template for those skills?

Hmm. I could incorporate that into myself for my Sod army production plan, I don't think there's a risk of going XIM if I eat his brain.

[Nikitian]

5 turns away

BECAUSE THE OTHER MISSIONS SEEM TO BE NEARING THEIR END

My, my, it's time to rehearse the return act. Oh well.
I find it especially delicious that, perhaps, M17 is so far the one closest to its completion - aren't we being occasionally skipped for a reason? And anyway, whichever mission is finished first, apparently the on-ship event has to end at least right before that. So good luck with that, whoever is currently on board! We're rooting for you!

Also, the very name of potential XIM strikes terror into my heart.

[Radio Controlled]

I say we take some his body and put it into the pill machine with a bit of Mesk's flesh to hopefully create a pill of repeated spine damage.

You know, every time you wonder 'could we make a pill out of x?' you should ask yourself 'would Miyamoto, the biggest square this side of Euclid, with an upper lip so stiff it's practically a can opener, give you the pill machine to put in x?'

Either way, even if you know interesting things to put into it, you'll still need test 'volunteers'. Anyone an idea where to get those?

[Xantalos]

I could clone myself.

[Nikitian]

Hey, hey! There are other units of former HMRC on board the Sword, after all! We could totally sell the new pills to them, Nyars-style. And then observe the effects.

[Radio Controlled]

I could clone myself.

Alien physiology, not reliably able to extrapolate. Then again, eh, your funeral.

Hey, hey! There are other units of former HMRC on board the Sword, after all! We could totally sell the new pills to them, Nyars-style. And then observe the effects.

Not anymore, those were 'replaced' by player chars as the game grew.

[Nikitian]

No, I mean - all the player chars belong to the same 'unit' of "Bastards", housed within the designated area, right? And I am pretty sure that there are several other similar sealable 'Unit Quarters' on the Sword, all with their own former convict inhabitants and so on. Now, those could potentially have been put into stasis with our unit's exponentially increasing activity, but we've never been told that, have we? Also, there should be other ex-HMRC ships out there, and we could ship the pills assortment to their units - although it might take us several 'mission-batch' time units due to the distances involved.

[piecewise]

Pssssst.

Hey..

Hey Nik.

Your knife has historical significance to.... a guy.  Used it for a long time and some of him rubbed off on it.  Wasn't the doctor.



uuhhh...what else.


NIK STILL HASN'T OPENED THE BAG?! Jesus.


Whats on the wiki that I can spoil late at night.....uhhhhsdhhh

[piecewise]

Oooh. I know. I know.

That potion. It's powerful right? It's powerful because it lets ya move. Anywhere. ANYWHERE. Folds space, ya see. But it's time limited.


Oh and the other one, mr.glow hands, his is fun too. It's one of the few that is permanent. And if he has good will, it could be pretty freaking sweet.