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[Gentlefish]

And the protein slurry of updates begins.

[solarlight]

Welp, stuff is a bit too advanced to do anything about using a basic medkit apparently. I am very glad I decided to join this.

[Toaster]

Has anyone opened Xenospit in Tinker?  That's some good stuff.

[Parisbre56]

Last time I asked about it nobody knew what it was or how it got on board (or nobody was willing to share) although searching about it online did bring me to the manufacturer's website.

[Harry Baldman]

It's got alien enzymes in it, I recall. What those enzymes happen to catalyze, though, is another question, as is how exactly they make it into your system. I suspect it might be interesting to see what happens when you inject some of it into your blood vessels, considering that then it wouldn't have to go through your digestive system (thus losing what is probably most of its effectiveness) first.

[Parisbre56]

Xeno-spit works as long as a very small amount of it gets in your body. I remember a guy putting it in his eyballs.

[Radio Controlled]

Xeno-spit works as long as a very small amount of it gets in your body. I remember a guy putting it in his eyballs.

I remember you feeding it to an orphan.

Heh, Good times.

[Harry Baldman]

Should try taking a Xenospit bath for maximum enlightenment.

[Parisbre56]

In my defence, I thought it was merely very strong alcohol at the time, not hallucinogenic alien enzymes.

"No, Mr. Judge, I wasn't trying to drug the child with my alien fluids. I was simply trying to get it drunk enough so that it will follow me to my giant mining robot."

But hey, the child got out of there alive and (probably) without significantly more trauma than it already had. So that's probably better than nothing.

I probably should had read the label first.

Speaking of which, anybody read the label of HMRC standard? Is that thing made on board the ship?

[Harry Baldman]

Speaking of which, anybody read the label of HMRC standard? Is that thing made on board the ship?

Eh, it's probably something perfectly innocuous like 1-propanol or 1-butanol (possibly a mix of the two). And the label probably won't be much help, considering it's space moonshine.

[Unholy_Pariah]

Obvious solution to eater problem.

Use mass amp to split the sand below it apart and drop it down a well then release the sand once its hit the bottom.

Let the damn thing try clawing its way out when the glass flows toward it instead of away from it.

[Radio Controlled]

Until it starts flying again.

[Unholy_Pariah]

Use a mass amp to force it down the shaft?

[Hapah]

I think the Eater is a problem that can't be easily solved with violence or brute force.

In other words, we're screwed, lol.

[Radio Controlled]

Use a mass amp to force it down the shaft?

Sure, but that'll take quite some brainpower, and who knows how long they can keep that up (there's only like, what, 1 mass amp user with them?)

But yes, that might be able to stall it a little while.