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[Parisbre56]

My face while reading the Mission 14 turn:

That weapon is awesome.
Flint might not be very happy about this, given that it might be a bit dangerous to himself and others.
But screw danger, that weapon is awesome. It has a built in weather control device.

[IronyOwl]

Question is, what kind of weather? Perfectly normal ominous-looking clouds, or another layer of orbital bombardment to help us catch up to Mission 15?

Speaking of which, man, Mission 13 is fucked. I think they're actually about to complete the exact parameters of their mission with zero non-target fatalities, zero collateral damage, and zero unwanted attention.

Not screwing up that hard takes talent.

[Beirus]

Question is, what kind of weather? Perfectly normal ominous-looking clouds, or another layer of orbital bombardment to help us catch up to Mission 15?

Speaking of which, man, Mission 13 is fucked. I think they're actually about to complete the exact parameters of their mission with zero non-target fatalities, zero collateral damage, and zero unwanted attention.

Not screwing up that hard takes talent.

It isn't too late for an orbital bombardment. Just saying.

[Xantalos]

Sorry, I'm not on planet still.

[Parisbre56]

Question is, what kind of weather?

This kind, obviously.
Normally I'd be feeling bad about endangering the mission like this, but it's hard to feel bad when you've just figured out you have a weapon of mass destruction in your hands.
Don't worry though, I think there's a way to stop this... if I'm lucky and if I've understood what's going on here correctly.

[kisame12794]

Ah, peace through superior firepower. Diplomacy doesn't flow from the barrel of a gun, but the UWM wasn't interested in diplomacy anyway.

[Gentlefish]

Ah, peace through superior firepower. Diplomacy doesn't flow from the barrel of a gun, but the UWM wasn't interested in diplomacy anyway.

I think it flows through the veins of our enemies. And we have to have Diplomacy flowing free.

[IronyOwl]

Ah, peace through superior firepower. Diplomacy doesn't flow from the barrel of a gun, but the UWM wasn't interested in diplomacy anyway.

I think it flows through the veins of our enemies. And we have to have Diplomacy flowing free.

This being in the HMRC training manual would explain everything.

[Nikitian]

Ah, peace through superior firepower. Diplomacy doesn't flow from the barrel of a gun, but the UWM wasn't interested in diplomacy anyway.

I think it flows through the veins of our enemies. And we have to have Diplomacy flowing free.

This being in the HMRC training manual would explain everything.

Diplomacy must flow!

[Toaster]

Ah, peace through superior firepower. Diplomacy doesn't flow from the barrel of a gun, but the UWM wasn't interested in diplomacy anyway.

I think it flows through the veins of our enemies. And we have to have Diplomacy flowing free.

This being in the HMRC training manual would explain everything.

Diplomacy must flow!

He who controls the diplomacy controls the universe.

[AoshimaMichio]

Maybe Mission 13 guys should tell The Doc they have a present for him? The brain may not be in good condition by time they get back, but it's the thought that matters, right?

[Nikitian]

Or maybe they should gift it to... the Armory Master?
Unexpected twist!

She is a nice person, she might even go as far as restoring him back to full body (with or without a little brainwashing in the process)... and then he'll be forcefully enlisted to the ARM's own HMRC!

[Toaster]

Or she can scour his brain for every last bit of info, then give him to the Doc to be his alarm clock.

[Gentlefish]

Or she can scour his brain for every last bit of info, then give him to the Doc to be his alarm clock.

What, he's rigged to become conscious at the time set, with nothing but the feeling of the excruciating pain of being simply a stump of a head, screaming loudly and intelligibly?

Yeah that sounds like The Doc's alarm clock.

[Toaster]

Or he just has to look at the Doc for him to start screaming.