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[Xantalos]

Don't worry, I have plans to circumvent that issue.

[Radio Controlled]

And then the stasis system deactivates due to a glitch in the power systems.

And then the containment systems kill him for good.

[Xantalos]

I'm not sure there are any - IIRC Simus just stuck him in a briefcase or something in the HQ.

[kj1225]

I'm not sure there are any - IIRC Simus just stuck him in a briefcase or something in the HQ.

Who needs the SCP foundation when we have such great security measures for those at risk of destroying all life on the planet?

[Xantalos]

Aw c'mon, I'm not even at 30 willpower now.

[Sean Mirrsen]

We could skip the revival phase and just stuff his stasis'd ass (or brain. his physiology it hard to tell apart) into the freighter and let Steve/The Doktor handle the revival procedure, shock implant and all, at their own discretion.

[Xantalos]

But then I wouldn't be able to do shenanigans on Heph.

[IronyOwl]

I'm not sure there are any - IIRC Simus just stuck him in a briefcase or something in the HQ.

Who needs the SCP foundation when we have such great security measures for those at risk of destroying all life on the planet?

"Wait, wasn't there a fleasheating abomination in here?"
"Here? Oh, yeah, some newbie got a 6 on his Aux roll and let him out weeks ago. In addition to assimilating all known forms of life, he's pretty good at setting things on fire with his mind."

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SCP-51838

Subject is an oblong tube approximately 2.2 meters in length. Surface contains a keypad, [REDACTED], and glass panels. [DATA EXPUNGED]

Subject periodically opens without prompting; no patterns have been discerned [REDACTED]. Upon opening, what appears to be a naked human will tumble from the pod, coughing up fluid. Analysis has determined this fluid [REDACTED], but otherwise contains no special properties.

These apparent humans, dubbed SCP-51838A, appear completely normal at first glance, and display appropriate variations in personality, physical appearance, aptitudes, and other [REDACTED]. However, further analysis shows that many, [REDACTED], possess almost supernatural predilections for poor ideas and destructive behavior, as well as [REDACTED]. Things seem to go explosively wrong around them for no discernible reason, nor in predictably discernible patterns.

While SCP-51838 is not dangerous in and of itself, there are serious concerns that SCP-51838A may be dangerous on a planetary scale. An incident involving [REDACTED] stainless steel spoon [REDACTED] magazines [REDACTED] nuclear fission incident that nearly [REDACTED]. The only upside to this is that [REDACTED] did, in fact, [REDACTED] as intended.

[kj1225]

Best SCP.

And again, HMRC/ARM>SPC foundation.

[AoshimaMichio]

Someone should ask about Stan's ray of light, where it was directed and so on.

[Toaster]

Three options:

A)  "17.3 degrees, 18th radian."

B)  To this:

[will:5]
You drift closer to the thing waiting in the darkness, the thing blotting out the stars. It writhes, unimaginable in size, hundreds of light years across, the vague outline of endless gaping maws snapping hungrily at the vacuum visible from the stars beside it.

[will:3-1]
It's countless mouths swallow suns and tear the universe asunder, distortion and chaos, a blooming tide of universal rot flowing behind. It's flesh gives birth to an endless multitude of twisted beings; beings which claw the sky with idiot rage and unguided hunger.

C)  Both of the above, because they're the same thing.

[PyroDesu]

I'm not sure there are any - IIRC Simus just stuck him in a briefcase or something in the HQ.

No, you're in a stasis chamber that's sealed, behind a sealed and reinforced door in the bottommost area of the HQ.

And you're getting a shock implant alongside your uncompensator before I wake you up properly. Which won't happen without Simus getting informed IC.

[Toaster]

((Oh great, they infected Steve.))

((Man, don't even joke about that. We'd be, like, 14 different kinds of screwed.))

Thankfully, there is precedent, and Steve's got a LOT of network security.

[Xantalos]

Also, do synthflesh bodies store the brain in the torso? If not, Faith might be permadead.

[Tavik Toth]

Pretty sure Synthflesh has the brain the torso.


Also, oh dear.