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[TalonisWolf]

Spoiler: Einsteinian in a Nutshell (click to show/hide)

Hey, Steve, we recovered this piece of high tech equipment in our mission! What do you mean it's just a GPS? Well, how about this very dangerous tube of fire? What?! I don't believe it! So commandeering that alien spacecraft  you sent us investigate was all for nothing? No, I'm pretty sure that's the one you sent us investigate. Yes. Yes. Well, maybe it looks smaller when out of the ice. Well, you had no contact with us and our video logs were mysteriously deleted, so how can you tell?

[snip]

Unless steve decides to dock their pay for gross incompetance, infighting, creating uncontrolled psychokinetic fleshorrors and forcing the destruction of possible alien superweapons...

Well they did recover a shiny new vehicle full of guns and stuff, thats gotta net them something.

Unless steve decides to dock their pay for gross incompetance, infighting, creating uncontrolled psychokinetic fleshorrors and forcing the destruction of possible alien superweapons...

So it's fine?

Sigged.

[Yoink]

So, Mission 15 people: Who's up for a road trip?!
We don't have any temp-dead people going stale, so we've got all the time in the world!

[tryrar]

heh, a roadtrip would be nice right about now

However, I would like to just get back to the sword, and I just got an idea on how to contact steve! Aren't robot bodies unique to the person they're housing? I was thinking if we wire in Dubley and use him as our comm guy, we can show Steve this is a)not background noise and b) this is a friendly and not a hack attempt. how does that sound?

[Beirus]

So, Mission 15 people: Who's up for a road trip?!
We don't have any temp-dead people going stale, so we've got all the time in the world!

Does Jason's coma count as temp-death?

[Yoink]

Naw, you're off having super-happy adventures in la-la land.
You should be thankful for a chance to extend them! Right?!

[Radio Controlled]

Aaaaand now we really need to hurry moving into the basement, and I still don't know if Pan could use that exosuit. Gee, great.

Ugh, guess I'll have to waste manpower to carry him, seeing as how his amp will really be needed to hold her down, and we can't afford to waste more time. Hell, there might be an ambush waiting for us down there now that we didn't get there first. Yippie-ka yay. Anyone got some nades?

[Pancaek]

Aaaaand now we really need to hurry moving into the basement, and I still don't know if Pan could use that exosuit. Gee, great.

Ugh, guess I'll have to waste manpower to carry him, seeing as how his amp will really be needed to hold her down, and we can't afford to waste more time. Hell, there might be an ambush waiting for us down there now that we didn't get there first. Yippie-ka yay. Anyone got some nades?

You want to use nades in the basement? A small enclosed space?

[Yoink]

Well, if you used them in a wide, open space something might survive.

[kj1225]

I should have brought one of those nukes for this.

[Beirus]

I should have brought one of those nukes for this.

I don't understand why SOP isn't to send a nuke on every mission already. Could have stopped the Stan incident way earlier.

[Radio Controlled]

Aaaaand now we really need to hurry moving into the basement, and I still don't know if Pan could use that exosuit. Gee, great.

Ugh, guess I'll have to waste manpower to carry him, seeing as how his amp will really be needed to hold her down, and we can't afford to waste more time. Hell, there might be an ambush waiting for us down there now that we didn't get there first. Yippie-ka yay. Anyone got some nades?

You want to use nades in the basement? A small enclosed space?

Open basement door, throw nades into blackness. Close door, wait few seconds. Then enter basement.

[Toaster]

I should have brought one of those nukes for this.

I don't understand why SOP isn't to send a nuke on every mission already. Could have stopped the Stan incident way earlier.

You're right- I should have had Lars bring his.

[Pancaek]

Open basement door, throw nades into blackness. Close door, wait few seconds. Then enter basement.

Oh good. At least the plan is solid. No real indication of what will actually happen, but at least we've got that.

[Doomblade187]

Also, would someone on team 2 please open that god forsaken care package and tell me what's in it. Seriously, people, it's opening a box, how is this so hard? What is this, a flying circus?

Ask mission 15 about boxes.

[Radio Controlled]

Open basement door, throw nades into blackness. Close door, wait few seconds. Then enter basement.

Oh good. At least the plan is solid. No real indication of what will actually happen, but at least we've got that.

You should know me well enough to know I wouldn't order people to throw nades into small enclosed spaces they currently occupy.