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[Toaster]

Goddamnit Paris, that minigun video. Can't stop watching.

Don't you wish you could shoot one of those by hand with no recoil?

[kisame12794]

Why do you think I'm ripping the turret off instead of just deforming the barrel?

[Toaster]

I guess one of our synth bodies could probably fire it without ripping arms off.

[smurfingtonthethird]

I'VE MY FINGER ON THE VENT SHIP BUTTON.

You can't vent me yet, I'm on the planet!

Though I am sorta expecting to step on the ship, to be blasted into space 3 seconds afterwards.

Goddamnit Paris, that minigun video. Can't stop watching.

I wish I had put music, at full blast, on before the rampage. Would've been lelzy.

Why do you think I'm ripping the turret off instead of just deforming the barrel?

Is it a turret or just a hole in the roof? If the rolls are actually due to my will being shit, you could lure me off with something more appetizing than exploding a building with a machinegun.

ninjas, god damn it

[kisame12794]

It was my impression that it was basically a machine gun bolted to a gimbal on the roof.

Spoiler: Kinda like this. (click to show/hide)

[Parisbre56]

"Lie down with dogs, rise up with fleas."

Oh, didn't knew English had that expression too. I'll try to remember this expression for future use.

OH, I get it. This isn't arguing, this is sexual tension. Ah haaa, Me thinks the lady dost protest too much.

*holds up boombox near arguers, inserts cassette, pushes play button*

I guess one of our synth bodies could probably fire it without ripping arms off.

I think there was a videogame where you could rip the Machine Gun out of a tank and take it with you?

[smurfingtonthethird]

I think there was a videogame where you could rip the Machine Gun out of a tank and take it with you?

Men of War series. Good game. Pity the FPS sucked ass.

[Toaster]

*holds up boombox near arguers, inserts cassette, pushes play button*

This will probably stop them faster!

I guess one of our synth bodies could probably fire it without ripping arms off.

I think there was a videogame where you could rip the Machine Gun out of a tank and take it with you?

Hmmm... I'm sure there is, but a specific one isn't coming to mind.

[Parisbre56]

*holds up boombox near arguers, inserts cassette, pushes play button*

This will probably stop them faster!

That's too cruel for me. Mostly due to the collateral damage that will cause.

I think there was a videogame where you could rip the Machine Gun out of a tank and take it with you?

Men of War series. Good game. Pity the FPS sucked ass.

*looks at Wikipedia* Oh, that seems like a fun game. I'll put it in my "games I want to try" wishlist.

Anyway, I think it was Crysis I was remembering? Or that one where you use the grappling hook and the parachute to fly behind vehicles?

[Yoink]

Sounds a bit like Just Cause. Terrible game, that. And the sequel.

[Parisbre56]

Sounds a bit like Just Cause. Terrible game, that. And the sequel.

Yeah, never played it. Just remember seeing a friend playing it and carrying around a giant machine gun he ripped off of some vehicle.

[smurfingtonthethird]

Say what you want about Just Cause 2, but don't diss the multiplayer. Grappling people's aircraft together is the best fun.

[kj1225]

I think we should stop dissing games before people get mad. Isn't that a good idea?

[Radio Controlled]

Shouldn't you be replying to my PM.

Tonight, when I'm on a computer and not a cellphone, if that's alright. Sorry about that, really didn't have time to properly reply yet. Exams, they're kicking my ass.

Delicious pm though, very exquisite.

[IronyOwl]

Delicious pm though, very exquisite.

Stop taunting the rest of us. :<

But no, really you should savor it. Delicious things are even tastier with hungry masses nearby.