Come to think of it, would everyone know what a vuvuzela sounds like? Or does the ship's crew think they're being attacked by a swarm of demonic bees?
I've got a vague idea, OOC.
IC? "What the heck--Why is there--What is--I give up."
Everyone already knows the story of noah, so only devout and often fanatical christians go to see it. And when it doesn't live up to their particular, very specific idea of what it should depict, they throw a hissy fit, for lack of a better term.
Brilliant business decision!
Not to mention Noah, at one point, actually recounts the story of creation, 7 days and all, but it's set to visuals that show the big bang, evolution, the scientific theory for planets and stars condensing from gas and dust in space, hell, even the fact that the moon was created by a massive impact in earth's early history.
Sounds better every sentence.
METHUSELAH IS PLAYED BY THE SAME ACTOR WHO DID HANNIBAL LECHTER AND IS DEPICTED AS A BEING ABOVE HUMAN WITH STRANGE AND ALMOST FRIGHTENING POWERS!
Okay, that's weird.
Really, they need to do this shit more often. Abrahamic religions have some really neat shit in them, especially in the apocrypha and various cut texts. I want a movie that portrays angels as the bizarre, ineffable, engines of divine might that they are. Ever seen a motherfucking Throne angel?
Indeed. It's like they only have one or two pictures of that thing...
It would be nice if people knew why angels always told people not to be afraid.
Really? I've seen at least a few that didn't criticize it. By which I mean the review was overall very positive, not that they didn't find any fault with the movie.
I haven't exactly been searching for reviews on the movie.