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[Empiricist]

And hence I refer back to my point about people finding murderous things more noticeable and that if the ear worm just persuaded people, it wouldn't have even been detected.

[Hapah]

Statistical likely hood or not, it's a cliche.

What I'm hearing here is that Things aren't alien enough for you. That simple apathy toward your existence with a sprinkling off unintentional violence isn't enough. You'd like, perhaps something more Constructive? Something that isn't just a genocidal alien beast? Something that has a nice set of goals it is working for that aren't just murder and fear, though such things might happen in the furthering of its plans.

Ok.

Next time you see Lars, tell him to look at your body with that amp of his, for something that isn't right. It might be hard so point him toward your sternum and then an inch or so to the left.

Tell him to look for the cells that aren't yours.

lol, classic.

[Empiricist]

Statistical likely hood or not, it's a cliche.

What I'm hearing here is that Things aren't alien enough for you. That simple apathy toward your existence with a sprinkling off unintentional violence isn't enough. You'd like, perhaps something more Constructive? Something that isn't just a genocidal alien beast? Something that has a nice set of goals it is working for that aren't just murder and fear, though such things might happen in the furthering of its plans.

Ok.

Next time you see Lars, tell him to look at your body with that amp of his, for something that isn't right. It might be hard so point him toward your sternum and then an inch or so to the left.

Tell him to look for the cells that aren't yours.

Wait a minute, didn't the last guy who got infused with constructive cells lose his sanity, get assimilated into a proto-altered, impaled repeatedly with the modified corpses of genocide victims, shot, poisoned, set on fire, burned by a magic space calculator, got laser discoballed, vanquished by the lockerknight, disabled by The Armory Master and then dragged away by The Doctor?

[swordsmith04]

Statistical likely hood or not, it's a cliche.

What I'm hearing here is that Things aren't alien enough for you. That simple apathy toward your existence with a sprinkling off unintentional violence isn't enough. You'd like, perhaps something more Constructive? Something that isn't just a genocidal alien beast? Something that has a nice set of goals it is working for that aren't just murder and fear, though such things might happen in the furthering of its plans.

Ok.

Next time you see Lars, tell him to look at your body with that amp of his, for something that isn't right. It might be hard so point him toward your sternum and then an inch or so to the left.

Tell him to look for the cells that aren't yours.

Oh dear. Hasala wouldn't happen to be similarly afflicted, would he?

[kj1225]

I wasn't meaning to offend, I just find things that normally murder everything get a bit dull. If a turtle was made into a killing machine and set to murder people that'd be interesting.

[Empiricist]

I wasn't meaning to offend, I just find things that normally murder everything get a bit dull. If a turtle was made into a killing machine and set to murder people that'd be interesting.

Completely pointless though. There is no incentive to turn a turtle into a killing machine when there are more efficient units readily available.

[kj1225]

I don't know, I wouldn't expect a turtle to suddenly blast me with a rifle. And they're small so it's even more unexpected.

[Empiricist]

You wouldn't expect there to be a turtle. Hence it would be suspicious.

You also don't except your medulla oblongata to suddenly liquify.

Unpredictability and unusual tactics are only effective if they can still stand on their own without the element of surprise.

No one expects you to shoot at them with a water pistol either. It's surprising, but you'll still end up dead.

[NAV]

No one expects to be shot by a cat.

[Tiruin]

Silly feyri, her threats are as empty as a robots underpants.

Now I'm serious I want to kill you.[/threat]

[Unholy_Pariah]

Silly feyri, her threats are as empty as a robots underpants.

Now I'm serious I want to kill you.[/threat]

i challenge you sir/madam to a duel, swords at as soon as you get one from Jim.[/gloveslap]

[kj1225]

You wouldn't expect there to be a turtle. Hence it would be suspicious.

You also don't except your medulla oblongata to suddenly liquify.

Unpredictability and unusual tactics are only effective if they can still stand on their own without the element of surprise.

No one expects you to shoot at them with a water pistol either. It's surprising, but you'll still end up dead.

If you didn't expect there to be a turtle why are you looking for one? What about a rock? That would work.

No one expects to be shot by a cat.

See!

[Empiricist]

Silly feyri, her threats are as empty as a robots underpants.

Now I'm serious I want to kill you.[/threat]

i challenge you sir/madam to a duel, swords at as soon as you get one from Jim.[/gloveslap]

Let there be a second cursed tournament!

[Tiruin]

Silly feyri, her threats are as empty as a robots underpants.

Now I'm serious I want to kill you.[/threat]

i challenge you sir/madam to a duel, swords at as soon as you get one from Jim.[/gloveslap]

Let there be a second cursed tournament!

The irst one didn't even start.
Also I had a sword. >_>
I miss it.

[Empiricist]

Hmm... maybe you could create more invitations for the Cursed Tournament and send them to UWM leaders in the hopes that the curse kills them?