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[Empiricist]

And a perfectly good waste of a medic. Unless you intend on performing surgery using its inbuilt weapons? I'm sure that a gauss round to the sternum will be an acceptable alternative to anti-coagulants

[kj1225]

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That actually brings up an interesting idea. Can you make it so that an Avatar of War is made into a mobile field hospital?

[Empiricist]

You're better off modifying an APC. I don't think surgery is easy to perform when your scalpel is the size of your patient.

[kj1225]

You're better off modifying an APC. I don't think surgery is easy to perform when your scalpel is the size of your patient.

Between the both of those that would be a badass medic group.

[Empiricist]

...I'm pretty sure that Faith, Mesk and Maurice already qualify for that categorization.

[kj1225]

But imagine them and the field medic APC and the Avatar of Healing (patent pending).

Also didn't one of them curb stomp the person they were helping?

[Empiricist]

That would be pointless. You can't just pool all your medics together, you're meant to divide them between squads who need them to ensure everyone is covered and that a stray shell or overload doesn't kill most of them.

Also, that is to be expected. As long as the patient survives, that's all that matters.

[kj1225]

They can still be part of a group.

And did the guy survive?

[Empiricist]

A pointless group that does little than reducing the chances of success. Not advisable at all.

Yes. The HMRC/ARM units did survive. The civilians... are another matter.

[kj1225]

You're so negative.

I don't think ARM/HMRC counts when it comes to matter of survival.

[IronyOwl]

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That actually brings up an interesting idea. Can you make it so that an Avatar of War is made into a mobile field hospital?

Yes. The Doctor needs to be contacted about this immediately. _{Not responsible for things occurring as a result of giving the Doctor ideas.}

You're better off modifying an APC. I don't think surgery is easy to perform when your scalpel is the size of your patient.

PISH POSH PSHAW if we were worried about "easy" we wouldn't need so many medics to begin with!

And besides an organo-whatsit amp, the non-mindrapey one, is all you actually need for medical things. Well, that and a fresh supply of meat, but that's usually not in short supply. Decomps help too, but what is life without uncertainty?

[Gentlefish]

but what is life without uncertainty?

That would be STAN, my friend.

[IronyOwl]

but what is life without uncertainty?

That would be STAN, my friend.

Okay maybe decomps aren't a terrible idea.
^{Oh god I hope that thing's not regenerating as we speak}

[Gentlefish]

HA. That's actually what I think the men saw when they peered into the hole. It's going to be hilarious because he lost his microwave amp but he would still be able to control organic matter because of space magic. Welcome to planet STAN, here's your complimentary assimilation.

[Xantalos]

And there's a second one on Haephestus.