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[Empiricist]

Wait a minute, is VR-Charles able to speak as well as his real version? Because if he can, you could probably use him as a speech-roll in a can...

[Toaster]

Man, I'm just gonna have my character buy a kinetic amplifier and a monoatomic razor and punch through shit with his fist and razor.

An kin-amp based character is on my maybe list for replacements if Lars dies.

[Sean Mirrsen]

You know, it just occurred to me that we have a fleshhorror problem on Hephaestus.

[IronyOwl]

You know, it just occurred to me that we have a fleshhorror opportunity on Hephaestus.

[Xantalos]

You know, it just occurred to me that I have a fleshhorror opportunity on Hephaestus.

Guess who just got the opportunity to revive there?

[Devastator]

Well, as he's a brain in a jar, unless you hook him up to a giant robot body ala Futurama, you should be okay.

[Xantalos]

Actually when I made the copy I gave it enough biomass to build a body the size of a small German Shepard or so. Medium sized dog.

[Devastator]

No bringing reality into my jokes, please.

[Xantalos]

Ah well, at least the joke made it to the third trimester.
Oh, and I get to play another personality! That's good.

[Toaster]

You know, it just occurred to me that I have a fleshhorror opportunity on Hephaestus.

Guess who just got the opportunity to revive there?

By the time you revive, the fleshhorror should have been dealt with.  Remember that there's a timeskip somewhere in here.

[Xantalos]

Yeah, but we have the ARM version of Weyland-Yutani running the place - they'll keep samples.

[syvarris]

Yeah, but we have the ARM version of Weyland-Yutani running the place - they'll keep samples.

Not really.  Technically, Simus is the one running the place, and she's pretty... careful about dangerous and poorly understood things.

Now, Saint would be all for keeping some around to experiment on.  But you probably don't want him to be in charge, because he would love to use Xan as a test subject.

[kj1225]

I'm starting to feel disappointed my character was shot and knocked out before I could somehow mess up.

[PyroDesu]

Yeah, but we have the ARM version of Weyland-Yutani running the place - they'll keep samples.

Not really.  Technically, Simus is the one running the place, and she's pretty... careful about dangerous and poorly understood things.

Now, Saint would be all for keeping some around to experiment on.  But you probably don't want him to be in charge, because he would love to use Xan as a test subject.

I swear, I posted what I did about the alien power source thing in the Hephaestus thread before I read that bolded part.

And who says we can't use Xan (Or whatever the stored one will want to be called) as a test subject?

[Beirus]

I'm starting to feel disappointed my character was shot and knocked out before I could somehow mess up.

There's always next mission.