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[GreatWyrmGold]

It depends on how you define "massacre."  You could just give everyone Fusion Instigators.

Like the person in the VR is doing the massacring. Like a protagonist in a kung fu movie through mooks.

Punch Many Things may be what you're looking for.

I think there was an xkcd comic about standards that describes the situation very well.

http://xkcd.com/927/

I was expecting this one, but that works too.

[Toaster]

PW:  Is the new avatar an oblique reference to the Halloween event, or is it just cool?

[Yoink]

YAY EPILEPSY!

[Parisbre56]

I think this is the first piecewise avatar I've seen that doesn't feature death.

[Parisbre56]

Hey now, revolutions are expensive to run.  If we can gather mass and lift up some problems, then we can raise the mast on many new projects.  Think of the growth potential!  You don't want our guns to be weak and floppy, do you?

Prepare for ARM spam mail advertising our high quality pills.

[Unholy_Pariah]

Hey now, revolutions are expensive to run.  If we can gather mass and lift up some problems, then we can raise the mast on many new projects.  Think of the growth potential!  You don't want our guns to be weak and floppy, do you?

Prepare for ARM spam mail advertising our high quality pills.

Permanent effect. Remember to include liability waivers and call no backsies.

[Toaster]

And Paris semi-ninjas my quote post.

>No more giant penises. We had a sort of Arms Race once when one guy ordered himself a 14inch synth-flesh abomination and the guy after him had to order one that was 15 inches. It kept escalating till someone got their entire lower body replaced with a slithering, naga tail package that they actually got around on.

I had to vent the entire living quarters.

[Radio Controlled]

Funny how that quote comes up every single time equipment sizes are mentioned.

[SeriousConcentrate]

It's because all of you perverts only have on thing on your mind.

[darkpaladin109]

>No more giant penises. We had a sort of Arms Race once when one guy ordered himself a 14inch synth-flesh abomination and the guy after him had to order one that was 15 inches. It kept escalating till someone got their entire lower body replaced with a slithering, naga tail package that they actually got around on.

I had to vent the entire living quarters.

XD

[Yoink]

Get into the APC and help Jobasio find music.

Clearly this is the pressing problem right? Finding tunes for Jobasio. He's gonna ask you to make him a pizza now, you just know it.

This actually made me laugh out loud.

[Xantalos]

Try to intuit what the boxes hold.

intuit

Uh oh.

[Yoink]

At least he didn't try to inuit it.
Then again, inuits live in pretty cold climates... maybe they're used to dealing with this kind of shit?

[Parisbre56]

Hey, Faith, you know what you should do? Punch harder. Like Hallelujah harder. Nothing will go wrong.

Also, I guess piecewise had left the backdoor as the stealthy approach, seeing as it only had one guard and access to both the stair and the hatch.

[Toaster]

It's because all of you perverts only have on thing on your mind.

Only because I rarely have occasion to bring up this one:

You wake up a bit later and immediately look down. Oh dear, those are gonna cause some lower back pain. You certainly got feminine characteristics now, you've got feminine characteristics like a dang fertility goddess.

(o7 May)




Also, found this quote while looking for that one:

"It alters tissue. We will try to alter it back. Yes. Machine takes scan of brain. Every few seconds. When abnormalities detected it activates. Purges compromised brain, replaces with copy of old one. Army uses similar thing for clones." He twists a few of the cables in and pauses for a moment. "Of course army is full of semi-sentient brute soldiers...doesn't matter. Should be fine. Yes. yes."

An old Sod reference!