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[Ozarck]

@Nikitian: About Harry, a bird in the hand is worth two in the Bush.

@Ozarck: Who doesn't want to see drunk ER? This is the perfect excuse to do that. Bonus points if the players themselves get drunk.

I did say your logic was unassailable, didn't t?

[Parisbre56]

Look for translation software.

I recommend piecewise uses slang terms and expressions and passes the text through Google translate at least twice, for an authentic software translation experience.

[Ozarck]

Look for translation software.

I recommend piecewise uses slang terms and expressions and passes the text through Google translate at least twice, for an authentic software translation experience.

I recommend liberal use of the word 'wanker' in all materials.

[NJW2000]

Or PW rolls aux, and gives you something completely wrong:

 ARM hero: "Alright, drop the goddamn weapons! We have you covered, and I'm not afraid to die and take the lot of you with me. Now get on the ground and don't move, I'm claiming this place for the glorious ARM revolution."

Translator: "I will not buy this CD, it is scratched. In Spain, everybody has a housemaid, even the teachers. Please be patient while we try to connect you, the person you are calling knows you are waiting."

[Parisbre56]

Or PW rolls aux AND charisma and gives you something completely wrong:

ARM "hero":

FTFY
But yes, good idea.

[Wolfkit]

Attempt to evacuate briefing room without getting fried! If this is impossible, simply go full auto with the Sibilius at Ronald in self defense!

(Sorry wolfkit, if it's a choice at the moment between you and me, I'm choosing me. And I swear to god if you pemakill me after I survived M22 when I shouldn't, my next character is simply suicide bombing yours.)

You're assuming that killing me will make the problem go away, but I'd guesstimate that killing me has a 50% chance of making everything worse.

[Comrade P.]

I'd guesstimate that killing me has a 50% chance of making everything worse.

I took it that was kinda the idea behind this action?

[Unholy_Pariah]

well depending on the initiative rolls and if piecewise takes my updated action into consideration...

we might survive this with only major injuries.

[Urist McCoder]

I recommend that we officially dub this the "pizzapocalypse"

[Hapah]

I recommend that we officially dub this the "pizzapocalypse"

Einsteinian Roulette: Pizza Panic

[Nunzillor]

Hmm, I don't think you can just "turn in" an amp.

[Ozarck]

I recommend that we officially dub this the "pizzapocalypse"

Einsteinian Roulette: Pizza Panic

Suddenly I realize that a death row asylum in space is the exact proper setting for bay 12 forumites

[Kedly]

Man, I'm so glad I usually choose to use AFK armour when I'm on ship. I think I'm almost definitely hiding in my room in any future visits to the ship xD

[Yoink]

Man, I'm so glad I usually choose to use AFK armour when I'm on ship. I think I'm almost definitely hiding in my room in any future visits to the ship xD

But you miss out on pizza.

[Kedly]

And tea, and.... maybe I should also stay away from food while on ship