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[Xantalos]

Well yeah, but in situations like we often end up in that could be hilariously dangerous.

[Execute/Dumbo.exe]

"You know!" *Wild arm flailing* "the thing!"
"God... God Dammit Xan."

[Xantalos]

"Bah, just let me do it."

And then Xan was House.
...
Hey ED, you still doing that thing we PM'd about?

[Execute/Dumbo.exe]

"Bah, just let me do it."

And then Xan was House.
...
Hey ED, you still doing that thing we PM'd about?

I... Wanna, but I'm just terrified of doing it, it's basically the same as Ashoimas kinda thing, anyway, and it wouldn't last for long.
I'll see about it, but don't hold your breath.

[Xantalos]

Ah, I see.
Well, if you do decide to do it, just let me know.

[AoshimaMichio]

....
Alternatively, I could use Blue Lightning to try and distract them with a Lightning Storm, but that will t raise the overall alert level and make things harder for us in the long run.

That solution is like pissing on your pants during cold winter. It gives you momentary euphoria and washes your troubles away, but few seconds later you'll regret it. But sure, go for it!

[Xantalos]

I know from experience that if you wear enough layers it's not an issue.

Yes that's too much information.

[Gentlefish]

Here are the new uniform/armor protocols: each ARM unit has a uniform/armor set assigned to them based on their skill set, if they qualify for multiple roles, it will be a combination of the associated uniforms. Each uniform is then modified depending on their dominant stat(s).

Skill Uniforms are as follows:

• CON: Care-Bear with Chest Cannon
  
• UNC: Magical Girl
  
• EXO: Pimp
  
• AUX: Strike Witch
  
• MED: Grim Reaper
  
• HND: Cenobite
  
• GEN: Librarian
  

Stat Modifiers are as follows:

• STR: Russian Accent
  
• DEX: Harlequin Makeup
  
• END: Spikes
  
• CHR: Biohazard Paraphernalia
  
• MND: Frills
  
• FAT: Googly Eyes
  
• INT: Spiders
  

So I'm a frilly reaper-pimp.


...I'm okay with that. Black frills look good.

Can I retcon my gender? I gotta be a yandere gothloli pimp with a pimp-scythe.

[AkumaKasai]

Head to infirmary and get shock implant removed by proffessionals.

No offense Unholy_Pariah, but do you really think this is a great idea? Any "professionals" you find there are probably going to be pretty loyal to the ARM. I guess you could try convincing them to help you, but Auron has -1 charisma, so I'm not sure that will work.

[Dutrius]

Hmmm... just a thought, how likely is it that we're going to have sub-aquatic missions in the future?

Most of our equipment doesn't seen very well equipped for aquatic scenarios.

[kisame12794]

Had one. Worked about the same.

[Parisbre56]

Had one. Worked about the same.

Well, I suppose drying a lake in a cataclysmic disaster can be called "the same" when one is talking about the HMRC.

[spazyak]

I'm kinda sad I cant keep the arm since its stuck in the one trap but oh well

[Harry Baldman]

Wait, so is Miyamoto looking at a brain scan? Wouldn't that be an EEG? Or an MEG, depending.

Could be an fMRI, given enough miniaturization.

[Parisbre56]

I'm pretty sure it's either a monitor for whatever interface the manipulator is using, given that it measures synchronization, or some kind of space magic monitor, coupled with a how-fried-is-your-brain-o-meter (smoke alarm?).