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[Xantalos]

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13:29   *** tryrar joined #einsteinianroulette
13:30   <tryrar>: oh god, the ooc thread has been hijacked by pimp canes
13:30   <renegade>: Ayup
13:31   <renegade>: Pimp cane. The official weapon of the ARM.
13:31   <tryrar>: ore electrolaser pimp slap. That works to
13:32   <Empircist>: It actually would work quite well for those glove-like weapons since changing them into a rod-like form means that they can be converted into a turret if need be.
13:32   <tryrar>: looks like I'll need to stock up on gold teeth
13:34   <renegade>: And gold chains. And massive quantities of velvet.
13:35   <Empircist>: So, any volunteers for modifying Miya's cloak and armor into suitable pimp-wear?
13:35   <Caellath>: "Doc is: Pimp Master Supreme."
13:35   <Empircist>: All flesh is his bitch.
13:35   <tryrar>: my god. What moster have we wrought?
13:35   <Caellath>: Reality is his hoe.
13:42   <renegade>: So what does that make Steve? Seeing as how we all do his bidding.
13:44   <Empircist>: The Metapimp - His hoes are other pimps
13:45   *** Pimpcane joined #einsteinianroulette
13:45   <Pimpcane>: Sup folks
13:45   <Pimpcane>: Bet you can't guess who I am.
13:45   <renegade>: 'Ello
13:46   <tryrar>: hiho
13:46   tryrar f
13:47   tryrar is laughing hysterically
13:47   <Pimpcane>: ?
13:47   <Empircist>: All glory to Pimpwise!
13:48   <Pimpcane>: Damn, should have gone with that instead. Could have messed with Piecewise if he was here. Because I'm not piecewise.
13:48   *** Empircist is now known as Pimpiricist
13:49   <Pimpcane>: Heh. This is going to be a thing.
13:49   <Pimpiricist>: Yep.
13:50   <Caellath>: ARM's hymn: "They see me rollin', they hatin'."
13:51   <Pimpcane>: Get us an ARSC, drop it down, and put hydraulics on it or something.
13:51   <Pimpcane>: And spinners.
13:51   <renegade>: Neon lights
13:51   <Caellath>: And a pimpin sound system so we can perform drive-bys on them UWM foos.
13:51   <Pimpcane>: And fur interior. And fuzzy dice.
13:52   <Pimpcane>: We need fuzzy dice
13:52   <Pimpcane>: The pimp cane drone system should have fuzzy dice drones.
13:52   <Caellath>: And velvet hats with peacock feathers.
13:52   <Pimpcane>: And coats.
13:52   tryrar imagines piecewise walking into this discussion, then walking right back out with a "Nope!"
13:53   <Pimpcane>: Giant fur coats that are so thick they protect against gauss, lasers, and kin amps. And work as defensive automanipulators.
13:53   <Pimpiricist>: We'll need to rename the ship to "Cane of Paracelsus"
13:54   <Pimpcane>: Nah, Cane of Pimpacelsus.
13:54   <Pimpcane>: Get Steve all decked out
13:54   <renegade>: The drone pallet drones outfitted in fur hats with feathers, neon running lights, and a bitchin' sound system
13:55   <Pimpcane>: Although I'm afraid what would happen if Milno got a hat and one of the coats. Would that make Thad his bottom bitch?
13:55   <Pimpcane>: Also, drone pallet drones with pimp cane control system.
13:55   <renegade>: ...no? Ulrich I think. He's the newest to Joker team
13:56   <Pimpcane>: Could have sworn the bottom bitch was slang for the most trusted "professional"
13:56   <renegade>: Haven't the slightest clue. Might look that up really quick
13:58   <renegade>: Huh. You were right. Never mind then
13:58   <Pimpiricist>: So Skylar would be his bottom bitch then?
13:59   <renegade>: Yes. I think
13:59   <Caellath>: Oh my
13:59   <renegade>: Pretty sure Milno wants to remove one of Thaddeus' arms right now as "payment"
14:00   <renegade>: So probably ranking fairly low right now
14:01   <Pimpiricist>: So what would the AM be then?
14:02   <Pimpiricist>: It'd be weird for her hoes to be the inanimate contents of the armory.
14:02   <Pimpcane>: An incredibly beatiful and unique woman who won't be objectified because she could kill you?
14:02   <Pimpcane>: Or rip your genitals off.
14:02   <Pimpcane>: Or both.
14:03   <Pimpiricist>: How is being a pimp objectification?
14:03   <Pimpcane>: Oh, I thought you were referring to how she would rank on Milno's bitch ladder.
14:03   <Pimpiricist>: I would've thought Milno would be on her bitch ladder all things considered.
14:03   <Pimpcane>: True.
14:04   <Pimpcane>: Milno is her bottom bitch. So would she be Steve's bottom bitch, or would that be the doctor? Or Miya?
14:04   <renegade>: I think they all share that position
14:04   <Pimpiricist>: Where would Nyars fit in?
14:05   <Pimpiricist>: And Doctor Clark?
14:05   <renegade>: Specialist hoes?
14:05   <renegade>: You need something weird? Go to them
14:06   <Pimpcane>: What if a robot hooker came out of one of the new Nyartifact boxes?
14:06   <Pimpiricist>: I wish I knew enough Strawberry Prolog to represent this hierarchy.
14:07   <renegade>: And then it bitch slapped whoever opened the box?
14:07   <Pimpiricist>: Pimpcane: Depends on what OS it runs.
14:08   <Pimpcane>: All the OS. It has tons of options. And a shoulder mounted pimpcane cannon. Shoots pimp canes.
14:09   <renegade>: That bitch slap some one with a Red Hand
14:09   <Pimpcane>: I wonder if I could convince PW to add pimp cane to the types of objects his Nyartifact generator could produce.
14:10   <Pimpcane>: It already has giant radioactive penis, I feel pimp cane would be a reasonable inclusion.
14:10   <renegade>: True, true
14:11   <Pimpiricist>: Wait, is Jason The Host's bitch? Or is The Host Jason's bitch?
14:11   <Pimpcane>: That's a good question. I dunno.
14:12   <Pimpcane>: The host makes him do stuff for points, then he makes the host do stuff by using charges. I guess it switches back and forth?
14:12   <Pimpcane>: I wonder if the Shackle has a pimp slap input.
14:13   <renegade>: We need PW in here. This is some important world building stuff going on
14:13   <Pimpcane>: srsly
14:14   <Pimpcane>: Somebody should go to the TV in the Rec Room and search for a documentary on Pimp Canes. After Jason watches DMR, of course.
14:15   <renegade>: Why don't we just have two tvs put into the wrec room?
14:15   <Pimpiricist>: NAV(?), you sure that someone with -2 Fate doing that is the best idea?
14:15   <Pimpiricist>: Oh wait, you aren't Nav. Darn there goes my guess.
14:16   <Pimpcane>: Nope.
14:16   <Pimpcane>: Dubley should still do it, though. It'll be hilarious.
14:17   <renegade>: I think it's beirus
14:18   <Pimpcane>: Yep.
14:19   <renegade>: YAY!
14:19   <Pimpcane>: Wish Piecewise were here. Could try to ask for an Olympian suit again. And then make it into an O-pimp-ian suit.
14:22   <Pimpcane>: Hrm...I'm still on the fence about joining the everyone else mission or not.
14:26   <renegade>: Dooo eettt
14:29   <Pimpiricist>: Should be fine, I mean, it isn't like Piecewise is going to kill off half the PCs in one mission.
14:30   <Pimpiricist>: Oh wait.
14:30   <renegade>: Heh
14:31   <Pimpiricist>: Still, I would have thought he would've selectively targeted Tinkerers first before going for indiscriminate murder.
14:34   <Pimpcane>: Should give all the tinkerers those tinkering laptops so they can go into Tinker on the mission one at a time whenever we need a distraction. Then PW will kill them individually while the rest of us run away.
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14:46   <renegade>: Sounds like a good escape plan.
14:50   <Pimpcane>: I occasionally have decent ideas.
14:50   <tryrar>: you know, this everyone else mission has the feel of the setup for mission 7. you know, Timmy's Snowglobe?
14:50   <Pimpcane>: And now I'm staying on-ship.
14:51   <renegade>: Heh.
14:51   <Pimpcane>: Maybe try to summon the ship or something. And then poke it under the shroud.
14:51   <Pimpcane>: Sheep* not ship.
14:52   <tryrar>: Remind me again, how many people we actually ambulatory at the end of that mission?
14:52   *** nav quit (Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client)
14:52   <renegade>: How high is your willpower again?
14:53   <Pimpcane>: Do you count it as ambulatory if they could be made to walk after somebody ties strings to their limbs and used them like a marionette?
14:53   <tryrar>: not high enough for THAT
14:53   <Pimpcane>: Nope.
14:53   <Pimpcane>: But I have +1 Fate. I could get lucky.
14:53   <Pimpcane>: And +2 intuition. Intuit how best to poke the Sheep.
14:53   <tryrar>: It'd be fun to watch your head explode like a grenade
14:53   <Pimpcane>: That almost happened on M18.
14:54   <tryrar>: I remember that
15:24   SeanMirrsen_ is away:
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There we go, now it's readable. Why do people even use the code thing anyway?

[Putnam]

Because DF has a

token and a

token.

Wait, sorry,

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a [RIGHT] token and a [LEFT] token.
Also monospace is nice.

[piecewise]

Tokens to the one who can give us the best idea for a pimp cane to add to the armory

Amount depends on how good the winner is.

Free version of the weapon to the winner


(Don't make it op)

[kj1225]

Tokens to the one who can give us the best idea for a pimp cane to add to the armory

Amount depends on how good the winner is.

Free version of the weapon to the winner


(Don't make it op)

A sort of mini grenade launcher. It fires tiny grenades which could probably be customized. Such as sticky grenades (a classic!) or incendiary grenades.

Also, The red hand cane, it's like the red hand but with a bit more kick and in a pimp cane!

[Beirus]

Hey PW, do all my pimp cane ideas from last night count? And what about my idea for the pimp cane Drone swarm and Pimp cane syringe?

Also, I have another one for a combo laser or gauss rifle fused with monoatomic sword and kin amp. With electroshock.

[Empiricist]

Well, seeing as a pimp cane isn't exactly the most practical shape, it would likely have to be some sort of concealed weapon.

How about an elongated, modified kinetic shunt pylon? Basically, it'd be inferior to the proper shunt armor since it doesn't cover the user, acting more like a shield but it can be used in black-operations missions and may possibly be cheaper. Plus it can be used to go prod dangerous objects if needed.

It'd have a cavity inside to store something small, like say some sort of storage device to copy hard-disk data, or other small objects. Plus since canes are meant to be repeatedly tapped onto the ground with, it would naturally build up a bit of energy. Finally, if something goes horribly, horribly wrong, it could be activated to protect its contents for recovery even if the user does not survive.

Edit: Oh and it could probably be used at close ranges to help nullify attacks, and if those attacks have enough energy, they could then be released during the parry to kill the hostile.

((Here is my attempt at writing its armory entry.))

Spoiler: Shunt Cane (click to show/hide)

Category	Unconventional
Cost	? Tokens
Standard Clip Size	30 Uses
Standard Clip Cost	3 Tokens per Battery
Requirements	? Intelligence
Origin	Modification to Kinetic Shunt

• Description: A cylinder not unlike those found on a Kinetic Shunt albeit far longer. It has a skeletal array of protrusions, each designed to hold parts of its outer casing, tip and handle. There is a relatively small space between the unit itself and the handle space which has been left empty.
• Function: A modified Kinetic Shunt component designed for use as a concealable tool of sorts for black operations usage. Its modular design allows its veneer to be swapped out to one appropriate for its deployment location. There is a gap for hiding objects underneath the casing. An optional hexsand layer can be applied to provide protection against energy-based attacks. If required, it can be mounted to something else as use as a blunt polearm or poking implement of sorts.
  
  Like its progenitor, it is capable of absorbing, storing and redirecting kinetic energy when activated, though it will only protect the cane itself and a small region around it. Best used as a piece of deployable cover, parrying weapon or general purpose tool.

Alternatively: Teleport system cane, Mindfuck gun cane, Pseudo-xanling (basically like a xanling, except something the Doctor has to design in order to be more reliable) deployment cane.

[Xantalos]

A pimp cane with a modified vector manipulator in it, allowing it to be swung every which way in an instant, allowing someone to theoretically pimp-came duel Renen provided they could think fast enough.

[Beirus]

How about a pimp cane concealing one of those vibrating rapier things about halfway down, and the lower half has a kin-amp on the bottom? Could be used just for the kin-amp or dual wielded.

Or maybe a hollowed out  pimp cane that uses compressed air to shoot syringes filled with battle stim, pain killers, or flesh knitter or whatever at people? Would be a way for con specialists to contribute to the safety of teammates and success of a mission if medics are busy. Ammo sold separately after initial purchase.

[Xantalos]

Pimp cane with a nuke manufacturer inside it, so it can build and fire nukes.

[Beirus]

I feel like I should post all the pimp cane ideas I had last night so people don't copy them. Anybody have that IRC log?

List of pimp cane ideas from last night:
Whip sword pimp cane.
Monoatomic sword pimp cane
Electroshock pimp cane
Gauss or laser rifle pimp cane
Gauss and laser rifle pimp cane
LESHO pimp cane
Electricity amp/manipulator pimp cane
Pimp cane classic

[Comrade P.]

A pimp cane with a head made in a form of synthflesh hand - it is smaller than a real hand and usually rests in a form of a fist, but it is a functional synthflesh hand controlled by user via some wireless interface. Perfect for slapping whatever you feel like slapping into submission. It has pre-programmed offensive gestures activated by small buttons near the head of the cane when you don't want to bother with proper usage. The cane itself is made of the hardest wood known and yet has golden carvings. Inside there is also a small container to store tokens, accessible by synthflesh hand - it also has pre-programmed option to take tokens out of that compartment and make 'em rain.
Drone-controlling computer (with some drones worked in form of massive golden blings flying around) is optional.

[Sean Mirrsen]

Crystalline Projector bayonet/Glowworm/Sharkmist injector cane for black ops.

Mythril ramspike cane - a cross between the ramspike weapon and Renen's regenerating sword, a thin, impossibly sharp needle of mythil running the length of the cane, propelled forward to strike, then drawn back in to maintain the sharpness.

[Execute/Dumbo.exe]

A pimp cane with an right angle hook and enlarged bottom which is detachable, revealing a monocular (possibly can be upgraded to have cam eye functionality) and a lengthened barrel weakened gauss rifle, the trigger exists on the start of the arc on the hook but cannot be fired unless the monocular part is removed, bullets are inserted through a port at the other end of the rifle while the small handle next to the port can also be detached, revealing a laser about the power of a hand laser.

[Corsair]

The multifunction cane a.k.a "stick of weapons"

The cane has a head that is made of metal and about the size of a grenade, its a grenade with an outer case that opens to allow it to be launched by the kinetic air gun beneath, it comes with two extra grenades that can be placed inside the open globe to be also launched, all grenades are gold plated by default. Once the grenade has been used the top end of the cane contains a captive bolt and a kinetic amplifier so that by firing the captive bolt the kinetic amp releases a blast of air. At the bottom is a cut down laser rifle that has enough juice for about 15-20 seconds. Once in melee a ratchet allows the kinetic amp to be moved up to be used as a melee weapon. The laser rifle is fitted with a charger that can link into the suit to recharge between fights. The cane itself is made of battle-suit plate (or something suitably strong) so that it can jam battlesuit joints or just slap bitches.

Estimated cost: 7

[Sean Mirrsen]