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[Xantalos]

It was Han that drank that one, right?
Excuse me while I go eat him to gain his powers.
.......
Failing that would you be willing to hint at what my bacon potion does?
#12.

[piecewise]

It was Han that drank that one, right?
Excuse me while I go eat him to gain his powers.
.......
Failing that would you be willing to hint at what my bacon potion does?
#12.

*raspberry* wahtever lets seeee.....

oh that one is easy peasy. 

It turns you into a pink haired girl with red glasses that has a murder fetish for this blonde haired kid.

Or wait...does it just give you her powers? OH WELL WHATEVER.

[Nikitian]

Your knife has historical significance to.... a guy.  Used it for a long time and some of him rubbed off on it.  Wasn't the doctor.

NIK STILL HASN'T OPENED THE BAG?! Jesus.

What. Another (significant) male NPC we haven't been aware of?
A really wild guess... Bob Hardman? Who was that guy, anyway?

Also, I hereby promise to go and open the bag first thing on board after the debrief ends, before and above anything else planned. I'd do it right now, but it is currently in my locker up there.

[Xantalos]

All can be determined with sufficient numbers of clone experiment subjects.
This won't go wrong at all.

[tryrar]

No worries, I believe we're in the final prep phase, just gotta get the door-destroying laser back to the hideout then plan our escape route, then the only thing left to do is execute.

[AoshimaMichio]

Did I just found home of the soundworm?

[Toaster]

PW is on the happy fun time pills.

Either way, even if you know interesting things to put into it, you'll still need test 'volunteers'. Anyone an idea where to get those?

We've rounded up a bunch of civvies in M17.

[Unholy_Pariah]

Im sure i could persuade people to take them... or enable other people to persuade people to take them...

[Pancaek]

*raspberry* wahtever lets seeee.....

oh that one is easy peasy. 

It turns you into a pink haired girl with red glasses that has a murder fetish for this blonde haired kid.

Or wait...does it just give you her powers? OH WELL WHATEVER.

How about getting some dubious advice on mine? Potion 39. Now that I've seen some of the other potions at work, the ominous latin scares me.

[Parisbre56]

((I think I'm the only Diplo team member with a killcount of zero))

Yeah, I thought I could pull through without killing anyone but then I found out that my weapon automatically kills anything with a heartbeat in its cone of fire before targeting dead things.

I should experiment with that and have the rest of the team invest in sensor jammers that make them seem dead. Should prevent the gun from targeting them directly, although hitting them while changing targets is still possible.

It's kind of funny that the person trying to be non-lethal gets the most lethal weapon of all. Maybe more people should try to be pacifists so that they can fail horribly at it like I did.

I mean, look at Hephaestus, they try to get murder weapons and end up with healing potions, super armour and guns that have great potential for non-lethal use, like the mindfuck gun or the teleporter gun or even Sean's HEP. What if they tried the opposite?

Did I just found home of the soundworm?

That is great.

[piecewise]

*raspberry* wahtever lets seeee.....

oh that one is easy peasy. 

It turns you into a pink haired girl with red glasses that has a murder fetish for this blonde haired kid.

Or wait...does it just give you her powers? OH WELL WHATEVER.

How about getting some dubious advice on mine? Potion 39. Now that I've seen some of the other potions at work, the ominous latin scares me.

Ever seen ironman 2 or ghost rider?

Did I just found home of the soundworm?

oooo neat.

[Pancaek]

Ever seen ironman 2 or ghost rider?

I have. I fail to think of any overlap between the two though.

I will go and investigate, because part of me wants to drink that potion. The rest of me is horrified.

[Parisbre56]

If he meant Iron Man 3, then there's the dudes that are on fire on both things. So it is probably some sort of Lesser Transform to Timmy Potion.
If he meant Iron Man 2, then the only similarity I can think of is that there is that guy with the electric whip and ghost rider uses that flaming chain. So maybe it gives you some sort of chain-like weapon that has an extra effect.

[Beirus]

Huh, is PW still giving out dubiously helpful potion advice? I got number 7. Reminded me a bit of absinthe for some reason.

[Kedly]

Do you guys think my potion makes me more euphoric the closer I am to danger?